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Woman Arrested for Transporting Human Head
2006-02-10
HT Drudge

Feb 10 3:29 PM US/Eastern


Not the head.

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla.


Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday.

Myrlene Severe, 30, a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident, was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation.

Customs and Border Protection officials found the head Thursday, after Severe arrived at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on a Lynx International Airlines flight from Cap Haitien, Haiti, said Barbara Gonzalez, a spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Miami.

"It still had teeth, hair and bits of skin and lots of dirt," Gonzalez said.

Severe told authorities she had obtained the package in Haiti for "use as a part of her voodoo beliefs," ICE Special Agent Erick Hernandez wrote in an affidavit in support of a criminal complaint.

"Severe also stated that the purpose of the package was to ward off evil spirits," Hernandez wrote.

Severe, who also was charged with failing to declare the head and transporting hazardous material in air commerce, faces a maximum of 15 years in prison if convicted of all charges, prosecutors said.

Severe remained held Friday in lieu of a $100,000 bond. She is due back in federal court March 2.

I do declare this is a head, and so I am ahead of it, and heads up customs because you can head in the wrong direction for failing to declare the head...



Posted by:Ogeretla 2006

#2  Rantburg is finally catching up to Dave Barry's blog for these vital stories. Usually I read them there 2-3 days before I read them here.

When you RBers get going, though, it's a tossup which blog is funnier.
Posted by: xbalanke   2006-02-10 21:12  

#1  A'int nobody do Vodoo like de Voodoo you do.
Jeez, Wotta Maroon.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2006-02-10 21:00  

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