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Uma Thurman honored by France
2006-02-09
PARIS - France honored Uma Thurman on Tuesday, proclaiming the "classic and disconcerting beauty" a knight in the Order of Arts and Letters. "We welcome Uma Thurman, a model-actress, admired throughout the world and especially in our country, France," said Cannes Film Festival Director Gilles Jacob. He presented the award to Thurman on behalf of the country's Culture Ministry.

Thurman's career "would make her the favorite actress of an entire generation," he said. Jacob evoked her "atypical and bohemian" childhood as the daughter of a renowned Tibet scholar, who was named for a Hindu goddess. "The public discovered your grace and sensuality," Jacob said, outlining Thurman's acting career that began on a New York stage when she was 16. Her screen credits include roles in "Dangerous Liaisons," "Pulp Fiction" and the "Kill Bill" films. Jacob hailed the 35-year-old actress as a "classic and disconcerting beauty," a "femme fatale" and a "dreamy creature" before pinning a medal on her black Christian Dior jacket. "I'm so flattered and touched by your comments," said Thurman, who was in France to promote her new movie, "The Producers."
Have I ever mentioned how much I admire the French?
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  Hey, that was fun. How you dood it? Another tech upgrade.

By the way, I just can't fantaisize about Uma, her face *really* reminds me (in a female version) of one of my male relatives, a wiry 6'7" (? about 2m) teenage apprentice carpenter.

That would be terribly wrong and homoerotic, wouldn't it?
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-02-09 12:58  

#6  Love the mouseover. Technology at its finest!
Posted by: Jonathan   2006-02-09 12:36  

#5  A knight in the Order of Arts and Letters? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is that? I'm picturing a sword that's polka-dotted, with a fuschia colored leather handle and a matching polka-dot ribbon to be used to cinch your wonderful chain-mail pants! Not exactly a knight I'd be quivering in fear of (except for Uma being behind that chain-mail, that is).
Posted by: BA   2006-02-09 10:29  

#4  Sleep bed? Hell, I'll take the Guantanamo Force Feeding Chair (TM).
Posted by: Perfesser   2006-02-09 09:15  

#3  I've given this very little thought and I'm pretty sure that if I could have Uma and a Sleep Number bed (75), I'd be pretty happy this weekend. And, um this pillow. And this lamp, too.

/channeling Steve Martin
Posted by: .com   2006-02-09 02:44  

#2  This makes up for Jerry Lewis, heh.
Posted by: .com   2006-02-09 02:09  

#1  ummmm....don't tell my wife...but she is a hotty.
Posted by: anymouse   2006-02-09 02:05  

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