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Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Blix advises carrot not stick for Iran
2006-01-26
Posted by:Fred

#19  Captain America tells Hans to stick the carrot up his anal cavity.
Posted by: Captain America   2006-01-26 19:59  

#18  Blix, a Swedish diplomat ditherer, said on Wednesday inducements may be good enough to draw Iran away from an enrichment programme that he said could accelerate by about two years the weapons' production.

Oh, for cryin' out loud... Hans, shut up already. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. This is now a job for results-oriented Americans, not process-oriented Europeans.

The Iranian apocolyptic lunatics don't give a candy-coated crap about your friggin' "inducements": THEY WANT NUKES. And you're stupid enough to let them have them.

FOAD already, you little chirptwaddle.

Posted by: Dave D.   2006-01-26 18:33  

#17  Hans must have good eyesight (carrots) but he is as blind at a bat.
Posted by: Captain America   2006-01-26 14:00  

#16  Lol, GK!
Posted by: .com   2006-01-26 13:27  

#15  On second thought, Hans may be right this time. The carrot and stick is a time honored technique used for dealing with jackasses. After all, that is who we're dealing with. Personally, I prefer the little stick/ big stick/ biggest stick routine.
Posted by: GK   2006-01-26 13:10  

#14  I cheered when sharks in Team America ate Hans Blix. My question is how did he survive? How can Blix survive a shark attack that at least left him headless? Before you start, don't try to convince me Hans Blix is not a puppet.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2006-01-26 12:33  

#13  "It's nice for Blix to come out of his little foxhole Sweden every now and then, a country where you could put all their muslims not to mention Iranians, on one school bus."

Not any more, Malmo alone has police "Muslim no-go zones" just like Paris.
Posted by: Whains Huperemp6080   2006-01-26 10:50  

#12  Deja vu all over again ...
Posted by: doc   2006-01-26 10:35  

#11  "Looks like he stepped on his Blix, again."
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-01-26 09:43  

#10  Is this guy still alive? Geez, isn't he like, 103 and completely irrelevant now?
Posted by: mmurray821   2006-01-26 09:26  

#9  Blix said. "It does not help very much to go to the council."



He definately knows the UN deal.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-01-26 07:56  

#8  Blix is for the carrot and for having a slice of it.
Posted by: JFM   2006-01-26 04:13  

#7  I am all for the carrot too. Blix would not like what I plan on doing with it however.

I suspect he would like it far too much.
Posted by: JFM   2006-01-26 04:12  

#6  It's nice for Blix to come out of his little foxhole Sweden every now and then, a country where you could put all their muslims not to mention Iranians, on one school bus. Sweet Home Alabama Sweden!
Posted by: smn   2006-01-26 02:20  

#5  I am all for the carrot too. Blix would not like what I plan on doing with it however.
Posted by: Sock Puppet O´ Doom   2006-01-26 00:56  

#4  Hans' ignorance is Blix.
Posted by: twobyfour   2006-01-26 00:51  

#3  Oh lovely, I thought his 15 minutes was up already.
Posted by: djohn66   2006-01-26 00:44  

#2  Blix is into S&M. Loves to get and inflict pain. Just cause he loves it why should we join him?
Posted by: 3dc   2006-01-26 00:14  

#1  Hans always had a flair for Stupid. He is stuck on it.
Posted by: Inspector Clueso   2006-01-26 00:13  

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