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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Paleos smash Gaza-Egypt wall
2006-01-04
A group of Palestinian fighters have seized bulldozers and smashed through the border wall between Gaza and Egypt, Aljazeera and agencies report quoting Palestinian security officials at the border. The fighters who stormed the border are said to be angry at the jailing of their leader by the Palestinian police.
When you're above the law, the law can just keep its fat mitts off you or suffer the consequences...
The men, from al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, an offshoot of the Fatah party, decided on Wednesday to attack the border wall hours after rampaging through Rafah, closing the border crossing and occupying four government buildings.
This is a condition known in the trade as "anarchy."
Soon afterwards, Egyptian security forces beefed up their presence at the site to prevent thousands of Palestinians who had gathered at the other side from crossing the border, Aljazeera reports. Witnesses said Egyptian security personnel fired into the air to force Palestinians back to the Palestinian side of Rafah.
I guess they haven't forgotten the Sudanese deaders yet. Give it another week...
The border drama began when about 50 al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades hard boyz cadres stormed the Rafah municipality headquarters and seized one of its bulldozers, Aljazeera's Gaza correspondent Wail al-Dahduh said.
Would that be the Rachel Corrie Memorial bulldozer?
One of the fighters then drove the bulldozer towards the wall separating the Egyptian and Palestinian sides of Rafah, while the rest of the fighters followed him, he said. The fighters then started ramming a section of this wall. Some of them were trying to smash other parts of the border wall, al-Dahduh reported.
They quickly discovered it works better when you have a bulldozer...
Another group of Brigades fighters closed the road leading to and from the Rafah terminal's outer gate, blocking traffic in the area. The fighters also planted explosives and placed mortar shells at the entrance of the crossing. Watching the operation was a large crowd of Palestinians, but Palestinian Authority security official personnel were conspicuous by their absence.
"Chief! Chief! There's a riot at Rafah Crossing!"
"Ummm... I got an appointment for a manicure..."
"Me, too!"
Hours earlier, Aljazeera's correspondent reported that gunnies fighters had blocked access to the Gaza-Egypt border and prevented travellers from reaching the crossing point. An estimated 40 masked snuffies fighters from the al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades also stormed the headquarters of the Palestinian legislative council and the electoral central committee in Rafah.
"Youse can't come in here! We're makin' laws!"
"What're those?"
"Kinda like sausage. I think."
Before that, the armed group stormed the headquarters of the Interior Ministry in the city in protest against the arrest of their colleague by Palestinian security forces on Tuesday over suspected involvement in the abduction of three Britons last week. On Tuesday, Palestinian intelligence arrested Alaa al-Hams on suspicion he and his followers kidnapped human-rights activist Kate Burton and her parents for two days last week.
"Stick 'em up, Alaa! We suspect you kidnapped the crazy Brit lady!"
"Piss off, coppers!"
"Are those her underwear?"
"No! They're mine!"
The Burtons were among 19 foreigners abducted by Fatah fighters in Gaza in recent months. All have been freed unharmed.
But the al-Aqsa Martyrs did look very fearsome and got some of them on film for their folks to admire...
On Wednesday morning, some of the armed men took over the central election office in Rafah, the local branch of the Palestinian parliament, a local court and another government building. A truckload of armed men then drove to the nearby Rafah border crossing, Gaza's main gate to the world. Having gun sex Firing in the air, they closed the entrance gate to the crossing compound and told waiting travellers to leave the area.
"Beat it, youse travellers! We're in charge here and you're not! 'Cuz we got guns!"
One of the fighters, who gave his name as Ahmed, said the group was demanding al-Hams' release.
Posted by:Fred

#20  So is someone going to be arrested for Grand Theft Bulldozer GTB?
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2006-01-04 22:29  

#19  All of these Arab morons deserve each other so richly that it's impossible not to smile like a skunk eating sh!t while reading this.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-01-04 21:19  

#18  Hope the Mexicans weren't taking notes.
Posted by: Random thoughts   2006-01-04 21:13  

#17  Man if this wasn't so pathetic and serious I would be LMAO, what the hell I am anyway.

They think the joos are hard on them. Wait till the Egyptians unload on there sorry behinds.
Posted by: Sock Puppet O´ Doom   2006-01-04 17:14  

#16  The Gazans received a bad batch of compasses.
Posted by: ed   2006-01-04 16:51  

#15  I'm a little lost on this one. The Palestinians arrest someone, and other Palestinians hurt Eqypt in retaliation? Is this a new Oliver Stone movie?
Posted by: plainslow   2006-01-04 16:49  

#14  I think Musolinicasinni should be limited to 1 thread only. Preferably on another site.
Posted by: Intrinsicpilot   2006-01-04 16:35  

#13  Given the spray n' pray style of the asshats, seems like someone needs to explain spacing to the Egyptians.

Is it buttered?
Posted by: .com   2006-01-04 16:26  

#12  More update:

RAFAH, Gaza Strip - Hundreds of angry Palestinians streamed into Egypt on Wednesday after militants with stolen bulldozers broke through a border wall, and two Egyptian troops were killed and 30 were wounded by gunfire in the rampage.
About 3,000 Egyptian Interior Ministry troops who initially had no orders to fire swarmed the border but were forced to withdraw about a half-mile, said security forces Lt. Sameh el-Antablyan, who announced the casualties.
Gen. Essam el-Sheikh said Egyptian forces later began firing back.


I'll have some of that popcorn...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-01-04 16:22  

#11  Mutual obliteration, CS? Heh. ;-)
Posted by: .com   2006-01-04 16:16  

#10  I forget who do we cheer for in this situation?
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2006-01-04 16:12  

#9  Sorry, but I think you're lost, Cassini. You're being pummelled 4 threads down. No need to thank me...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-01-04 15:36  

#8  Until it was captured by Israel (in a war started by the Muslims), Gaza was "occupied" by Egypt, and everyone was happy with that situation. Muzzie Gazans are more Egyptian than "Palestinian". If anyone's going to take control of the situation, it should be Egypt. I like the idea of a Black September style operation. (That would be fellow Muzzies raining heavy artillery on the so-called "Palestinians", as Jordan did to the PLO way back when.)
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2006-01-04 15:35  

#7  FLUNKED
Posted by: .com   2006-01-04 15:26  

#6  TESTING
Posted by: Cassini   2006-01-04 15:21  

#5  
You know, I'm startin' to think this whole situtation ain't all 'bout jobs and Joos.
Posted by: macofromoc   2006-01-04 15:09  

#4  Good think I stocked up on popcorn and beer!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-01-04 14:58  

#3  Update: Looks like Egypt's been invaded.

RAFAH, Gaza Strip - Hundreds of Palestinians crossed into Egypt on Wednesday after militants, angry at the jailing of their leader, stole two bulldozers and smashed through the wall separating Gaza and Egypt.
The militants rammed the wall hours after they blocked the official border crossing and took over government buildings.
As many as 300 Palestinians crossed into Egypt after the wall was smashed, an Egyptian security official said. Brig. Adel Fawzi, director of criminal investigation for North Sinai, said border police were unable to stop the intruders because they had no orders to shoot.

Got a feeling that'll be changing. They all love the Pali's... as long as the keep their asses in Palestine.
Thousands of Egyptian Interior Ministry troops headed to the border. An Egyptian armored vehicle was set on fire and at least three Palestinians were reported injured, one seriously when an Egyptian troop carrier crushed him against a wall, witnesses said.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-01-04 14:34  

#2  Just wait, its gonna be a wall or conquest and I'm not sure anyone wants to try to control the paleos.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2006-01-04 14:29  

#1  It would be amusing if the Egyptians started building a wall on their side of the border.
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2006-01-04 14:22  

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