 PARIS: In 2006, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be re-elected governor of California, Internet giant Google will suffer a setback â and Brazil will hang on to the World Cup. If a giant comet doesnât wipe out Earth first, that is.
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Maybe it will all come true and maybe not, but a legion of soothsayers â from business gurus to Bible decoders â is full of predictions for the year to come. Some use elaborate computer programs like âTorah4Uâ to ferret out remarkably precise predictions allegedly hidden within the Hebrew text of the Old Testament and the Torah. One website complete with diagrammed excerpts from Holy scripture, exodus2006.com, foresees the November re-election of Schwarzenegger along with the re-establishment of a military draft in the United States. It also predicts that August 3, 2006 will be a blood-drenched day â yet just a mere shadow of the calamity that will befall us in 2010..
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Annie Stanton, one of countless psychics plying her trade on the Internet, predicts that catastrophe will come this year in the form of a massive asteroid crashing into the planet.
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Another mystic seer, Anita Nigam from India, has extended her powers of the paranormal into another realm â sports betting. For a mere 50 pounds a week, you can get her insights into the outcomes of English footballâs Premier League matches. World Cup rates are yet to be announced, but rumor has it sheâs keen on Brazil. Bill Gray of Colorado University uses turbo-charged computer models that crunch data on global sea-surface temperatures and atmospheric conditions to forecast the number and intensity of hurricanes that will hit the US each year. Gray, whose track record is startlingly good, says 2006 will be no picnic â 17 named tropical storms, nine hurricanes and five major, high-wind hurricanes, nearly twice the historical average in all categories.
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Meanwhile âWiredâ magazine co-founder John Battelle, whose crystal ball is closely watched by the Internet technology faithful, says âGoogle will stumbleâ due to a bad partnership or a legal setback. He also predicts legislators in the United States and elsewhere will take steps to protect citizens against âthe perils of unprotected Internet data miningâ into their personal lives, including credit and health histories. Like many of his high-tech colleagues, he thinks 2006 will be the year when mobile technologies plug into the Web â so get ready for the first truly usable electroniic newspaper.
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