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Irish Chickens don't cross the Road |
2005-12-16 |
![]() "Chickens have begun to lay eggs on the roads and the conditions are quite treacherous at the moment, very slippy," AA Roadwatch said on its traffic advice line, warning up to 7,000 chickens were on the loose. Police said the vehicle carrying the birds may have hit a ditch, causing its boxes to "cascade off the lorry." "The lorry has been moved off the road but the cargo is wandering around the roads out there," Sergeant Jim Greene from nearby town of Cavan told Reuters, adding there were no reports of any human casualties. A team has been scrambled to help catch the birds, Greene said, but little could be done about their egg-laying: "We wouldn't expect anything less from a hen." |
Posted by:Pappy |
#6 lol foghorn leghorn comes to mind |
Posted by: Jan 2005-12-16 15:56 |
#5 It is an issue of leadership. I will immediately dispatch our lead hen, a Rhode Island Red named Rosie to lead the chickens off the road. There seems to be no chicken leadership in County Cavan any more. These are fowl times in Ireland, sad. |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2005-12-16 14:46 |
#4 #2: what's a "lorry"? "Lorry" that's Brit Speak for Heavy Truck. |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2005-12-16 14:27 |
#3 I'm no expert on chickens, but it doesnt take a genius to figure out that if you throw out a bucket of chicken feed away from the road......... |
Posted by: bigjim-ky 2005-12-16 13:00 |
#2 what's a "lorry"? |
Posted by: Jan 2005-12-16 13:00 |
#1 A hazardous slick of broken eggs caused traffic chaos in rural Ireland Thursday Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? A: She wanted to lay it on the line. ************************************************ The greatest number of yolks ever in one chicken egg was nine. LOYOKS! |
Posted by: Attribution, no way 2005-12-16 05:10 |