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Fifth Column
Showtime film has zombie veterans voting Democrat
2005-12-04
Hat tip to the Instapundit for pulling it all together; lots of EFL-ing.

Director Joe Dante (Gremlins, Small Soldiers, Pirahna, Rock & Roll High School) has made an episode for the Showtime series Masters of Horror which, well, we'll let the Village Voice reviewer describe it:


"This is a horror story because most of the characters are Republicans," director Joe Dante announced before the November 13 world premiere of his latest movie, Homecoming, at the Turin Film Festival. Republicans, as it happens, will be the ones who find Homecoming's agitprop premise scariest: In an election year, dead veterans of the current conflict crawl out of their graves and stagger single-mindedly to voting booths so they can eject the president who sent them to fight a war sold on "horseshit and elbow grease."

The dizzying high point of Showtime's new Masters of Horror series, the hour-long Homecoming (which premieres December 2) is easily one of the most important political films of the Bush II era. With its only slightly caricatured right-wingers, the film nails the casual fraudulence and contortionist rhetoric that are the signatures of the Bush-Cheney administration. Its dutiful hero, presidential consultant David Murch (Jon Tenney), reports to a Karl Rove–like guru named Kurt Rand (Robert Picardo) and engages in kinky power fucks with attack-bitch pundit Jane Cleaver (Thea Gill), a blonde, leggy Ann Coulter proxy with a "No Sex for All" tank top and "BSH BABE" license plates. Murch's glib, duplicitous condescension is apparently what triggers the zombie uprising: Confronting an angry mother of a dead soldier on a news talk show, he tells this Cindy Sheehan figure, "If I had one wish . . . I would wish for your son to come back," so he could assure the country of the importance of the war. The boy does return, along with legions of fallen combatants, and they all beg to differ.

How fitting that the most pungent artistic response to a regime famed for its crass fear-mongering would be a cheap horror movie. Jaw-dropping in its sheer directness, Homecoming is a righteous blast of liberal-left fury . . .

The director daringly congratulates himself for his courage in Speaking Truth To Power and Sticking It To The Man:

Dante hopes Homecoming functions as a wake-up call—not so much for politicians but for filmmakers. "If this spurs other people into making more and better versions, it will have done its job. I want to see more discussion," he says. "Nobody is doing anything about what's going on now—compared to the '70s, when they were making movies about the issues of the day. This elephant in the room, this Iraq war story, is not being dramatized."

"You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see what a fucking mess we're in," he continues. "It's been happening steadily for the past four years, and nobody said peep. The New York Times and all these people that abetted the lies and crap that went into making and selling this war—now that they see the guy is a little weak, they're kicking him with their toe to make sure he doesn't bite back. It's cowardly. This pitiful zombie movie, this fucking B movie, is the only thing anybody's done about this issue that's killed 2,000 Americans and untold numbers of Iraqis? It's fucking sick." . . .

Yes, kids, he's a barking moonbat.

What's worse is the attitude toward veterans of the WOT shown by another reviewer, in Slate


Today, zombies are the perfect metaphor for our soldiers in Iraq: They're shell-shocked, anonymous, and aren't asked to make very many decisions. Unless you personally know a soldier, the war in Iraq has been a zombie war, fought by an uncomplaining, faceless mass wrapped in desert camo and called "our boys." We talk about them all the time—supporting them, criticizing them, speaking for them—but we don't really have a clue as to what's on their minds.

One blogger responds:

Like Michael Moore's portrayal of US soldiers as not-too-bright grunts in Farenheit 9/11, these descriptions reveal a pitying kind of contempt for the subjects the writers and directors are supposedly championing. Soldiers are merely another class of victim, the subject of pity rather than the object of their own intelligent decisions. They're shell-shocked, they're zombies, children, the unknowing kill-bots who apparently march straight into enemy fire or landmines (since they make no decisions!). Voiceless dupes.

Zombies aren't known for their elocution - so others speak for them, it would seem.

Note the Village Voice writer's point that this is the uncorking of idealogical rage - not the rage of someone who personally knows anyone serving in Iraq. The Slate writer can only guess that U.S. soldiers will agree with Dante's ultimately demeaning satire, more of an expression of an idealogue's rage than an authentic voice from those who have seen first-hand what most only watch on CNN.

The men and woman of the U.S. military can ill-afford this kind of infantile "sympathy" at the moment.

UPDATE: Welcome InstaPundit readers. Good observation from one comment:

So if US soldiers are zombies, guess what classic movie monster Saddam's victims are?

Invisible men.


All too true. As a class, they're the perfect unperson: inconvienent and inexpedient.

There's also this, from commenter "scooby" at Dr. Helen ("Instawife") Smith's blog:

Dead people voting for Democrats? That's just art imitating life.
Posted by:Mike

#4  Showtime has been broadcasting Farenheit 911 a couple times every week for the last few months. I wonder what impart this has had on GW's performance rating?

Showtime is 100% in the Michael Moore camp.

Posted by: usmc6743   2005-12-04 19:54  

#3  ROFLMAO, Mike.

Thanks for the reminder. :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-12-04 19:44  

#2  All the Showtime networks are freeview this weekend on DirecTV. The shows were so awful I stayed with the history channel.
Showtime is just speeding up its eventual death with this series.
Posted by: 3dc   2005-12-04 11:34  

#1  Forgot about this one:

Bob Hope on the true nature of zombies, sixty years ago.
Posted by: Mike   2005-12-04 09:40  

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