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Massascrewsetts: Bill softens bestiality statute (Sinking fast)
2005-11-17
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#8  Heck, AC, I celebrated the day my second x got remarried.
Posted by: badanov   2005-11-17 22:55  

#7  My first wife (aka Jabba the Slutt) lives in Massachusetts. Her weight more than doubled after she left me. Massachusetts isn't really safe for her. There are beaches there, presenting a danger that she might be accidentally harpooned by a passing Japanese ship or rolled into the sea by well-meaning eco-activists.
At least now she won't have to worry so much about her current husband being arrested for boffing a marine mammal.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-11-17 22:35  

#6  "well she wasn't a different species when I picked 'er up last nite, dammit"
Posted by: Frank G   2005-11-17 22:26  

#5  This is apparently a long-running problem in Massachusetts:

Thomas Granger, about 16 or 17 years old was "detected of buggery, and indicted for the same, with a mare, a cow, two goats, five sheep, two calves and a turkey".
-William Bradford, from the book Of Plymouth Plantation, chapter XXXII, 1642.



Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-11-17 22:24  

#4  I see that Dems were pushing the measure. Do they know something we don't about the latest generation of Kennedy spawn?
Posted by: Glinemp Pholung8093   2005-11-17 21:56  

#3  If the dog, sheep, or donkey got knocked up, I guess abortion would be O.K. in the minds of Bill and friends.
Posted by: John Q. Citizen   2005-11-17 21:48  

#2  Which state senators?
Posted by: John Q. Citizen   2005-11-17 21:46  

#1  When I saw the headline, I had thoughts of four-way with a donkey, a dog, and the two state senators.
Posted by: usmc6743   2005-11-17 20:56  

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