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Home Front: Culture Wars
Helen Thomas takes a trip to the woodshed
2005-11-12
That little greasy spot on the asphalt is Helen Thomas after Mark in Mexico grades the roadbed with the Steamroller of Logic®. Excerpt:
Day after day, McClellan spoke of Miers' "unique" qualifications for the high bench. He stopped that pitch right after her appointment was pulled.
Really? Say it ain't so. He praised the appointee as the appointee when she was the appointee and then stopped praising her as the appointee when she was no longer the appointee. Somehow the logic of that has escaped the doddering dowager. Does Ford still advertise the Model A? Does IBM still have salesmen on the stump for the Displaywriter with 264K bytes of memory? Seen anyone parading around with "I Like Ike" campaign buttons lately?
Posted by:Seafarious

#3  Is there a more bitter antagonistic pile of shit, unaware of their own uselessness? She should be banned from the press conferences, just say "she should change her Depends™ once in awhile"
Posted by: Frank G   2005-11-12 11:19  

#2  only thing worse than being helen thomas would be being married to helen thomas. that would be hell on earth. imagine waking up next to that every morning.
Posted by: anymouse   2005-11-12 11:18  

#1  That little greasy spot on the asphalt
Love the imagery.
Posted by: 2b   2005-11-12 03:30  

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