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Scientists Find Fossils in Sexual Union
2005-11-04
Hope they enjoyed theses 65 millions years...
LUCKNOW, India - This was no one-night stand. Scientists in India say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.
WARNING: If an erection lasts more than 60 million years, seek immediate medical attention
The findings were published in the October edition of the Indian journal "Current Science," which said it was the first time that sexual copulation had been discovered in a fossil state, according to the Press Trust of India news agency. But voyeurs will need a microscope to view the eternal lovers.

The fossils are tiny swarm cells, a stage in the development of the fungus myxomycetes, also known as slime molds. The cells reproduce by "fusing," Ranjeet Kar of the Birbal Sahni Institute of Palaeobotany in Lucknow reportedly told PTI. Once the cells fuse, long, threadlike appendages known as flagella, are lost, he said.

Finding the fossils in a fused position and with their flagella shed, is evidence that the two cells were having sex, Kar said. "The sexual organs being delicate and the time of conjugation short lived, it is indeed rare to get this stage in the fossil state," the study said.
The cells were discovered in a 30-foot deep dry well in the state of Madhya Pradesh.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#9  All day and all night, 24-7, 4-52, 365-1 for 65M yarns, and its NOT either SAVE ME, GREY'S ANATOMY or even CINEMAX, etc.!?
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2005-11-04 20:25  

#8  Robert, Sefarious -- those were Beverage Alert-level quips there, they was!
Posted by: Mike   2005-11-04 14:02  

#7  There's a Helen Thomas joke in here somewhere...
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-11-04 12:38  

#6  65 Million years? Okay but you just know he lost interest after 15 minutes.
Posted by: Doc8404   2005-11-04 12:14  

#5  No, but pictures of slime molds copulating?! I, for one, have no desire to see any more of the Clintons than I already have!
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-11-04 11:51  

#4  Was .com banned?
Posted by: Ulomons Slirt7734   2005-11-04 11:44  

#3  Pappy! This is a family-friendly site!
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-11-04 11:41  

#2  What - no pictures?
Posted by: Pappy   2005-11-04 11:31  

#1  Ah, the joys of digging for slime molds in the bottom of a three story well in India. Wonder what else was down there....
Posted by: KBK   2005-11-04 11:07  

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