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| Cat steals owner's toe |
| 2005-10-31 |
 A MAN who cut his toe off while slicing bread was caught on the hop when his cat ran off with the digit. Udo Ried, 41, dropped a bread knife on his foot last week. With his second toe severed and the wound bleeding profusely, he limped into his bathroom. His cat, Fritz, pounced on the disembodied member and carried it into the garden. A spokesman for the local hospital said the toe could have been reattached - but Mr Ried had been unable to discover where Fritz had buried it. |
| Posted by:God Save The World AKA Oztralian |
| #10 Cat couldn't have run off with the digit if the cheap fellow would have just called a toe-truck. |
| Posted by: Quana 2005-10-31 12:00 |
| #9 BigEd From under cheese I've heard about... |
| Posted by: incarnate of lee atwater 2005-10-31 10:29 |
| #8 Ahhhhhh, I don't believe any of it. Big cats can scatch and bite, but a little pussy never hurt anybody! |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2005-10-31 10:11 |
| #7 incarnate : Haven't you ever heard of "Toe Jam"? |
| Posted by: BigEd 2005-10-31 09:56 |
| #6 good question. |
| Posted by: 2b 2005-10-31 09:16 |
| #5 How does one cut off their toe while slicing bread? |
| Posted by: incarnate of lee atwater 2005-10-31 08:41 |
#4  The resemblence to a toe is uncanny, but, I thought these were DOG treats! |
| Posted by: BigEd 2005-10-31 05:30 |
| #3 That cat would have eaten the toe, not buried it. If Mr. Ried had just put a finger down the cat's throat, he might have...never mind. |
| Posted by: Grunter 2005-10-31 01:14 |
| #2 Enough of this pussyfooting around! [bah-dum-bum] |
| Posted by: Zenster 2005-10-31 00:56 |
| #1 Cats... why do they hate toes? (Sorry, I had to say it!) |
| Posted by: Scooter McGruder 2005-10-31 00:09 |