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Pr. Chuck to lecture Bush on Merits of Islam
2005-10-30
The Prince of Wales will try to persuade George W Bush and Americans of the merits of Islam this week because he thinks the United States has been too intolerant of the religion since September 11.
I think the London Underground bombers were saying pretty much the same thing, wouldn't you agree, Chuck?
Perhaps Charlie ma-boy Favors the Sunni variety. In Indonesia, two Christian schoolgirls were beheaded
This guy is a one man argument for republicanism. I guess the good news is the Monarch is a powerless postion and he can't be elected PM.
Britain hasn't had real good luck with King Chucks, has it?
The Prince, who leaves on Tuesday for an eight-day tour of the US, has voiced private concerns over America's "confrontational" approach to Muslim countries and its failure to appreciate Islam's strengths.
Dhimmi. *spit*
Or, maybe His Royal Heinie likes the Shia variety, the terrorist so-called President of Iran voiced how Israel should be wiped off the map.
We're very slowly getting away from finding virtues where none exist, though...
The Duchess of Cornwall (Camilla)will accompany her husband
SNL should rerun some of the skits from the intercepted phone calls between Chuck and Cammy.
The Prince raised his concerns when he met senior Muslims in London in November 2001. The gathering took place just two months after the attacks on New York and Washington. "I find the language and rhetoric coming from America too confrontational," the Prince said, according to one leader at the meeting.
Unlike what comes from Tehran.
It wasn't Buckingham Palace or Parliament that was blown up, was it, Chuck?
Britian didn’t have 3000 of its citizens turned into DNA goo in an instant.
It is understood that Prince Charles did not - and does not - believe that the actions of 19 hijackers should tarnish the reputation of hundreds of millions of law-abiding Muslims around the world.
And no one ever said it did. Well, maybe a few 'burgers did extrapolate. But they have a few more data points than 9/11. We could send you a list to review, Chuck. But it might be difficult for someone with your attention span to comprehend.
But silence about the actions does.
There are lots of Moose limbs who aren't blood-thirsty murderers. We don't have a bitch with them. Our problem is weeding out the kind of scum who cut people's heads off and boom buses and World Trade Centers from the guys who go to work every day and try to be good citizens.
Khalid Mahmood, the Labour MP for Birmingham Perry Bar, was also at the meeting at St James's Palace. "His criticism of America was a general one of the Americans not having the appreciation we have for Islam and its culture," he said.
Like the fellow who murdered his daughter in St. Louis some years ago, and members of his family screamed at the jury who sent him to prison for life about such a lack of appreciation.
Why didn't he just say, "Megadittos, Chuck."?
His Highness doesn't read the Pak press very often, I take it?
Mr Mahmood and other Muslims present stressed that Prince Charles did not go so far as to criticise the US-led invasion of Afghanistan in October 2001.
"No, no! Certainly not!"
More recently, he has been careful not to express his views on Iraq.
Tony Blair has to approve the Royal Household Budget each year
He knows not to get Tony pissed or the rest of the tapes will be released.
The Prince also spoke of his sympathy for America after the terrorist attacks that claimed the lives of almost 3,000 people. He said he wanted to promote better relations between the different religions of the world.
Why does he think that hehas to be a self-proclaimed promoter.
Isn't this guy related to George III?
Relations would improve dramatically if one of them didn't call for the destruction of the others...
Those present at the meeting in 2001 included Sir Iqbal Sacrani, the secretary general of the Muslim Council of Britain, and Hashir Faruqi, the chief editor of Impact International, an Islamic affairs magazine.
Butt kissing – Why do all those front organizations for netherious(sp?) activity have a “Secretary General”?
Prince Charles, who is about to embark on his first official foreign tour since his marriage to the Duchess of Cornwall, wants Americans - including Mr Bush - to share his fondness for Islam.
After all, we've been given such good reason...
He has agreed to attend a seminar on religions at Georgetown University, Washington, on Thursday: the only event where he will not be accompanied by the Duchess.
I don't think that's going to happen for about 3,000 reasons I can think of off the rop of my head. I hope the reception is so cold all fears of global warming disappear. Is Cammy skipping the conference because it's one of those men only Muslim things?
"The seminar will look at how faith groups can alleviate social problems in their community," a royal aide said.
Guffaw!
How about quit justifying murder based on Israel’s existence
The Prince and Duchess will attend a lunch and dinner with President Bush and his wife, Laura, at the White House on Wednesday.
"Laura, Prince Chuck is coming for dinner! Does the chef have any kippers?"
"I don't know, George. What is a kipper?"
"Maybe the chef knows."
"Maybe I should google it?"
"Oh, and I think he's bringing Whatsername."
"Oh. The tampon lady."
Prince Charles has done more than any other member of the Royal Family in history to understand Islam. He said in 1994 that when he became Supreme Governor of the Church of England, he would rather be "defender of faiths" than "defender of the faith".
Why don't they just make it Defender of the Dhimmis?
PC Politically Correct/Prince Charles
Defender of Dar al-Islam has a nice ring to it.
Wonder if he owns a pair of curly-toed slippers?
He's got the hat already. But if he's gonna be "defender of faiths" plural, that would imply that he's going to defend them against something. The only thing threatening faiths-plural at the moment is militant Islam, which wants kill us all or convert us to militant Islam. Does that mean he's gonna lead a crusade? Or even an upper-case Crusade? I wonder which side he'll be on?
A year earlier Prince Charles made a speech, acclaimed throughout the Arab world, on relations between Islam and the West. He urged the West to overcome its "unthinkable prejudices" about Islam and its customs and laws.
Get turned on by Burquas, do ya Chaz?
Will his coronation be presided over by the Imam of Canterbury or Finsbury Park?
It's going to take me awhile to get over my "unthinkable prejudices" against a religion whose proponents call for lopping things off — women's genitalia, thieves' hands, infidels' heads, that sort of thing. I'm so unsophisticated, I may go to my grave not getting over that "unthinkable prejudice." Should Prince Chuck become Charles III, chances will increase that I'll go to my grave without my noggin. You guys have any Cromwells left over there?
He spoke warmly of the West's debt to the culture of Islam and distanced moderate Muslims from misguided militants. "Extremism is no more the monopoly of Islam than it is the monopoly of other religions, including Christianity," he said.
Where’d I see a story about Christians beheading Muslim schoolgirls in a Christian majority country? And Warmly? How warm was the 75th story of the WTC on 9/11/01
It's not a monopoly, no, but they are trying to corner the market...
A senior aide to Prince Charles said yesterday: "The Prince has never promoted political messages around religion. He has simply said that he wants a greater tolerance and understanding of each other religions which will, in turn, promote better relations between faiths."
Can't we all just get along?
Queue KUM-BAY-A
A spokesman for Clarence House declined to discuss the Prince's comments four years ago. "We never discuss private conversations," he said.
Especially concering insertions of bodily parts into orifices.
Convenient out. Flunquis wants to keep getting a paycheck.
Prince Charles has been wooing the US media ahead of next week's tour when he will visit New York, Washington and San Francisco. It is considered a risky venture because Diana, Princess of Wales, who died eight years ago, was so revered in the US.
NY, DC, SF. How did he miss Boston and Seattle?
MSM? He still thinks the real folks take them seriously anymore? HA!
In an interview to be shown on CBS's 60 Minutes today, he speaks of his desire to enrich people's lives through his work. "I only hope that when I am dead and gone they might appreciate it a little more," he jokes.
Enrich? 60 Minutes? Joke? As to the last one, the only laughing I am hearing is from Osama buried under earthquake rubble in a cave in Pakistan
I know I'll appreicate everything about him much more when he's dead and gone. The sooner the better. 'nshallah.
Posted by:Gromp Uneaper7036 & BigEd

#58  The Prince of Wales will try to persuade George W Bush and Americans of the merits of Islam this week because he thinks the United States has been too intolerant of the religion since September 11.

He just can't be serious.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-10-30 22:05  

#57  Some statistician dude did this a study some time ago and found that after a millenia or so, we're pretty much all related.

"We are all brothers under the skin -- and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it."

Ellsworth Toohey
The Fountainhead
Posted by: Zenster   2005-10-30 21:37  

#56  Assuming that Big Mo' really existed (and after reading Crossroads to Islam, I ain't sure anymore), we're all pretty much descended from Mo'ham'head and Confucius, and Caesar, and just about anyone else you can think of. Some statistician dude did this a study some time ago and found that after a millenia or so, we're pretty much all related. I think there was a summary article in the Atlantic, but I'm feeling too lazy to hunt it down.
Posted by: 11A5S   2005-10-30 21:07  

#55  This could get very interesting. Says here that Queen Elizabeth (and thus Chuck) are descendants of Muhammad (MTLHMOHS), and so he might be able to claim more than merely honorary custodianship (assuming that Saudi-controlled Arabia is dismantled as per our expectation).
Posted by: James   2005-10-30 19:18  

#54  Frankly yeap, yet funny.
Posted by: abu abu Mazan Mazan   2005-10-30 18:37  

#53  losing situation if you think of the loss in alcohol taxes
Posted by: Frank G   2005-10-30 18:29  

#52  OK, BP... we'll swap all of the Kennedys for Prs. Anne and Pr. Andrew.
Think of the tabloid potential... and of course... think of England!
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2005-10-30 18:20  

#51  But does he have a sprocket?
Posted by: .com   2005-10-30 17:51  

#50  I kinda favor Prince Andy, myself. He actually did something (Falklands War), rather than wear a uniform with hand-me-down medals.
Posted by: Fred   2005-10-30 17:45  

#49  "We have the Kennedys"
But we might be willing to consider a swap. Especially if we could get Princess Anne. She hasn't done anything discreditable in decades.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2005-10-30 17:11  

#48  BP - None needed. We have the Kennedys.
Posted by: .com   2005-10-30 16:26  

#47  After Vicky married Prince Albert in a Can, the family name changed Hanover to Saxe-Coberg-Gotha.
Posted by: Ulomoling Phising5375   2005-10-30 16:24  

#46  Apologies from the UK.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2005-10-30 14:30  

#45  This article was posted here recently...
Posted by: Dragon Fly   2005-10-30 13:57  

#44  seems to be they have a good excuse to get rid of the whole damn royalty jokers now. How insane anyway to support these guys in such a high fashion, and for what?!
E in the UK, I agree, I hate that he'll get alot of free publicity here with an audience with the president et al.
ditto good picture here
Posted by: Jan   2005-10-30 12:19  

#43  Hopefully this will convince the Queen that Prince William or preferably Prince Harry should follow her to the throne. Her children are just not up to the task.
Posted by: RWV   2005-10-30 11:41  

#42  I allways thot the "Royals" had too much inbreeding.
Posted by: FeralCat   2005-10-30 11:20  

#41  b. I can no longer tell anyone that my ancestry includes England and Wales

IIRC, his is German - House of Hanover [House of Windsor to appease the local crowd during that fratricidal period 1914-1918]. Not to be confused with the American branch, House of SCOTUS. Lifetime postion, unaccountable to the people.
Posted by: Grereng Hupavirt7442   2005-10-30 10:56  

#40  I wouldn't be surprised if Chuck was a ... Baha'i

http://www.bci.org/islam-bahai/BahaisIslam.htm
Posted by: Matt K.   2005-10-30 10:53  

#39  There's definitely something wrong with a system that allows a non-entity such as Prince Kotex to have such easy access to the President, simply because of his family background.
Posted by: Embarrassed in the UK   2005-10-30 10:26  

#38  a. The monarchy isn't even suitable for stoking tourism anymore.
b. I can no longer tell anyone that my ancestry includes England and Wales.
c. Why does this fool even have a meeting with Bush?
Posted by: Darrell   2005-10-30 10:15  

#37  Don't be so hard on Chuckles. He's just training to become the Caliph, since we all know he'll never be King of England. Are Tony and George planning on an Arabian Grand Tour and Squat? Keep an eye on Euro Disney ordering little stones for the Mecca Kaaba concession.
Posted by: ed   2005-10-30 10:15  

#36  So sorry about the grammar. Strike be and change believes to believer and everything should just be cricket.
Posted by: Prince of Wales   2005-10-30 09:47  

#35  I find all this talk coming from the colonies--well, just very disturbing. Can't we all just get along and stop this bickering over the Islam. It is a religion of peace and understanding and love. The bombings in London were just a terrible misunderstanding by poor disenfranchised believers. We should adopt their dress as a sign of trying to get along. Everyone should be wear an asshat to commucicate our tolerance and understanding. We should become more tolerant of mooselimbs and believes in mo_ham_head.
Posted by: Prince of Wales   2005-10-30 09:43  

#34  Give Chuck a banjo and tell him to STFU. (cue "Dueling Banjos").
Posted by: DMFD   2005-10-30 09:13  

#33  Maybe instead of Defender of the Faith he could be Commander of the Faithful (Ameerul Momineen).
Posted by: 11A5S   2005-10-30 09:09  

#32  What I meant by Islams strengths is that instead of the whole "Diana" thing becoming a fiasco like it was, had I been muslim, I could have just beat her silly, told her to shut the f*ck up and taken on the mistress as a new wife and I would have been praised in the press. I got in trouble because I am christian, which does not have those same strengths.
Posted by: Prince Charles   2005-10-30 08:58  

#31  STFU Chuck (rhymes with F***).
Posted by: Clavitch Tholuck2849   2005-10-30 08:39  

#30  Sorry about the stuttering.
Posted by: Clavitch Tholuck2849   2005-10-30 08:12  

#29  What a friggin idiot!
Posted by: Clavitch Tholuck2849   2005-10-30 08:11  

#28  What a friggin idiot!
Posted by: Clavitch Tholuck2849   2005-10-30 08:11  

#27  What a friggin idiot!
Posted by: Clavitch Tholuck2849   2005-10-30 08:11  

#26  Royal twit.
The problem isn't us, it's Islam. It's shameful that jug eared inbred won't admit that simple and plain fact.
But then again, most Americans won't either.
Posted by: JerseyMike   2005-10-30 07:39  

#25  So our "language and rhetoric" towards Muslims is too confrontational? Rather than the converse?? The world sure looks different through dhimmi goggles.
Posted by: ryuge   2005-10-30 07:21  

#24  Any institution that permits or overlooks the activity of psycopaths in it's midst does not deserve respect or consideration. We should not be prosecuting the Mafia out of respect for Scicilian widows?

This man Oprah in Drag will never be a leader stand up to pee. He beatifies bullies.
Posted by: john   2005-10-30 07:15  

#23  http://muttawa.blogspot.com/

Prince Charles, Honarary Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques?

More speculation on the Islamisation of Chuck
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2005-10-30 07:00  

#22  ERI syndrom,is a terrible disease,CF.
Posted by: raptor   2005-10-30 06:55  

#21  But kissing – Why do all those front organizations for netherious(sp?) activity have a “Secretary General”?
should be
Butt kissing – Why do all those front . . .
Posted by: BigEd   2005-10-30 06:34  

#20  I already posted that, but it is still valid :

http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/119
Is Prince Charles a Convert to Islam?
November 9, 2003
Is Prince Charles a Convert to Islam? In a 1997 Middle East Quarterly article titled "Prince Charles of Arabia," Ronni L. Gordon and David M. Stillman looked at evidence that Britain's Prince Charles might be a secret convert to Islam. They shifted through his public statements (defending Islamic law, praising the status of Muslim women, seeing in Islam a solution for Britain's ailments) and actions (setting up a panel of twelve "wise men" to advise him on Islamic religion and culture), then concluded that, "should Charles persist in his admiration of Islam and defamation of his own culture," his accession to the throne will indeed usher in a "different kind of monarchy."

All this comes to mind on reading an article titled "Charles Breaks Fast with the Faithful in Muscat" in today's Dubai-based Gulf News, which reports on some of Charles' activities during his current five-day visit to Oman:

He toured the Sultan Qaboos Grand Mosque for almost two hours and "took keen interest in studying various sections at the mosque, including the main prayer hall." As his spokesman put it, "The Prince was particularly keen to come to the mosque today to see the fantastic building and remarkable architecture which Prince was fascinated with. The Prince has a great love for Islamic architecture and I can't think of finer example than this mosque."
He "spent a considerable time at an exhibition of Islamic calligraphy and held meetings with Sheikha Aisha Al Siaby, Head of Public Authority for Craft Industries and Taha Al Kisri, the Head of Omani Society for Fine Arts to discuss various aspects of Islamic art."
He "broke fast with a large congregation of people from different nationalities as he sat with folded legs on the floor in the open. He ate date and drank juice at the call of Iftar."
None of this, of course, is evidence that the Heir to the British Throne has changed religions, but his actions most certainly would be consistent with such a move, and especially the implication that he had kept the Ramadan fast. (November 9, 2003)

Dec. 18, 2004 update: Prince Charles put himself in the middle of an Islamic theological issue that again could suggest his conversion to Islam – for if that is not the case, then on what basis does he opine on the Islamic law requiring that apostates from Islam be executed? Jonathan Petre of London's Daily Telegraph reports on a private summit of Christian and Muslim leaders at Clarence House on this topic sponsored earlier in December by the prince. Apparently, however, he did not get the results he hoped for, with one Christian participant indicating that Charles was "very, very unhappy" about its outcome. That may have been because the Muslims at the meeting resented his public involvement in this topic.

July 14, 2005 update: And what does the good prince have to say about the murder by Islamists of 55 in London a week ago? He put fingers to keyboard and produced "True Muslims Must Root Out The Extremists" for the Mirror.

some deeply evil influence has been brought to bear on these impressionable young minds. … Some may think this cause is Islam. It is anything but. It is a perversion of traditional Islam. As I understand it, Islam preaches humanity, tolerance and a sense of community. … these acts have nothing to do with any true faith. … it is vital that everyone resists the temptation to condemn the Muslim community for the actions of such a tiny and evil minority. If we succumb to that temptation, the bombers will have achieved their aim. Likewise, in my view, it is the duty of every true Muslim to condemn these atrocities and root out those among them who preach and practise such hatred and bitterness.

Comment: This sounds to me like the same apologetics churned out by the Muslim Council of Britain and other Islamist bodies.

Aug. 2, 2005 update: At the funeral of King Fahd in Riyadh, the Associated Press reports, "Non-Muslims were not allowed at the ceremonies." So far as I can tell, Charles did not attend the ceremonies. (There surely would have been a press uproar if he had.) We can conclude that whatever his inner faith, he is not presenting himself as a Muslim in public.

Sept. 4, 2005 update: Prince Charles revealed in a letter leaked to the Daily Telegraph that he had strained relations with George Carey, then archbishop of Canterbury, over his attitude toward Islam. Particularly contentious was his expressed intent, on becoming king and supreme governor of the Church of England, to ditch the centuries' old defender of the faith title and replace it with defender of faith and defender of the Divine. The letter reveals the archbishop's reaction.

I wish you'd been there for the archbishop! Didn't really appreciate what I was getting at by talking about "the Divine" and felt that I had said far more about Islam than I did about Christianity - and was therefore worried about my development as a Christian.

According to royal aides, Charles did not much respect Lord Carey's views and the feelings were reciprocated.


I've read elsewhere that he converted to sufism, in Turkey.

See also the article cited by DP :

Prince Charles of Arabia
by Ronni L. Gordon and David M. Stillman

http://www.meforum.org/article/356
Posted by: anonymous5089   2005-10-30 06:30  

#19  "Chuck of Eurabia" is swaddled with romanticism.
some Brits cannot shake of their hereditary sympathy to the arabs.
I think by now Manchester has more MosKKKKKs than Curches. Maybe he should deal with the accelerating Islamization of his country instead of patronizing the americans ?
Posted by: Elder of Zion   2005-10-30 05:08  

#18  Lol, SE! Coming from someone who posted only two, is demonstrably poorly informed (MBA Yale - and you, fuckwit?), and couldn't make a case beyond an extremely lame Moonbat talking point, that's, well, that's just pathetic, lol. Where, pray tell, do you go for your intel, alGuardian or DU? Poor child. Drowning in the Kool Aid and no one cares. So sad, little one. Do fuck off, lol.
Posted by: .com   2005-10-30 03:30  

#17   GWB saying today after knocking out several of the Princes teeth. "That stupid...

GWB couldn't put that many sentences together.. you give the red neck too much credit..
Posted by: Sputing Ebbolutle6999   2005-10-30 03:08  

#16  Ohhh big ears....you inbred fuck.

yasssss. Rb's sunk to my level without my even being there! LOL
Posted by: Frank G   2005-10-30 01:50  

#15  Ohhh big ears....you inbred fuck.

Story line:
George W. Bush's week went from bad to great after taking out his frustrations on "Big Ears" better known as the Prince of Whales.
GWB saying today after knocking out several of the Princes teeth. "That stupid fucking limey thought he could lecture me...after the week I had I just could not take it anymore. So I punched him, hell it felt so good I just could not stop. My best shot was the upper cut that knock out most of Big Ears front teeth. I think I am going keeping them. I mean this idiot gave up Princess Di for that cow he is married to now..that came across my mind while I was pummeling the limey bastard"
Posted by: Long Hair Republican   2005-10-30 01:43  

#14  Ground chuck anyone?
Posted by: Captain America   2005-10-30 01:22  

#13  He's following in the tradition of his great-uncle Edward VIII, and not only by marrying someone deeply unpopular and widely regarded as inappropriate. Edward was a well known and notorious Nazi sympathizer who is alledged to have passed information to Germany and who travelled to meet Hitler after his abdication. He was given to regrettable public pronouncements about the prospect of Nazi victory.

The British Royals are a powerful argument against in-breeding. Lacking a moral compass, their main interest is in retaining their phony-baloney positions regardless of what sort of nation they "rule".
Posted by: Baba Tutu   2005-10-30 01:06  

#12  Wow, Zen, them's jackboots! Ouch! I can feel his pain from here, lol.
Posted by: .com   2005-10-30 01:04  

#11  "I find the language and rhetoric coming from America too confrontational," the Prince said, according to one leader at the meeting.

But of course. Perhaps this is because utterance of said rhetoric involves the production of a substance known as testosterone, a hormonal compound by which you are entirely uncontaminated.

He urged the West to overcome its "unthinkable prejudices" about Islam and its customs and laws.

Sure, just as soon as they get over "wiping Israel off of the map" and "death to the great satan" and other such niggling little nusiances.

A spokesman for Clarence House declined to discuss the Prince's comments four years ago. "We never discuss private conversations," he said.

Especially when it involves such infidelitous aspirations as "living in your trousers" dear Camilla.

NOTE TO CHARLES: Islamic leaders will find everything about you irresistable, especially your ears, as they will give them something to grasp whilst you service them appropriately.
Posted by: Zenster   2005-10-30 00:56  

#10  Wow, Seafarious, I did!
Your post was the first I had heard of it.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-10-30 00:37  

#9  AC got a LGF hat tip! W00t!
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-10-30 00:33  

#8  sort of bizarre post-mortem psychic threesome and Charlie's subsequent Islamophilia.

Same ol' fantasy of being covered in blood.
Posted by: Phaviter Shainter2357   2005-10-30 00:31  

#7  "Prince of Whales?"

ROFL, again! Oh shit - my face hurts, lol!
Posted by: .com   2005-10-30 00:31  

#6  My wife says I can sleep in the doghouse for that last one.
My wonder dog, Roswell the Atomic Poodle, always sleeps in our bed anyway, so it won't inconvenience him in the least.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-10-30 00:30  

#5  (blushing) Many thanks, .com

It is reported at LGF, with the BBC as the alleged source, that "Prince Charles has revealed that he used to sing to seals as a child with his grandmother near her Highland home."

So, he digs marine mammals as well as well as the barnyard variety (like Camilla).
Prince of Whales?

Maybe the death of Dody Al Fayad, a Muslim, with Princess Diana led to some sort of bizarre post-mortem psychic threesome and Charlie's subsequent Islamophilia.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-10-30 00:27  

#4  "there to lie prostrate before the grave of Winston Churchill for three days and three nights while flagellating himself with a cat-o'-nine-tails"

ROFLMAO! They're all good, but that conjured a visual that made me glad it's too late for coffee, lol. *kudos* *ovation*
Posted by: .com   2005-10-30 00:17  

#3  What a tool

Nevertheless, Charlie can still be King if he does the following:

-Divests himself of all stock in Muslim controlled or collaborationist companies.
-Publicly repudiates his Islamophilic statements,
-Publicly burns his Arab costumes, and agrees to dress like a civilized Englishmen rather than a Mohammedan cutthroat.
-Substitutes "bloodthirsty saracen" for "muslim" in all public statements.
-Performs due penance by dressing in sackcloth and ashes and personally carrying a cross from London to Bladon------there to lie prostrate before the grave of Winston Churchill for three days and three nights while flagellating himself with a cat-o'-nine-tails.
-Gets Camilla's teeth fixed and issues a public apology for letting her wear a weed in her hair at their wedding.

Failing that, there is The Republic (of Britain) a mass movement that seeks to abolish the monarchy.
According to them, "much of the population views the succession of Prince Charles with little enthusiasm, including many monarchists."

That is an understatement. Elizabeth II cannot live forever (though her mum gave it a good shot) and there are dark forebodings about the succession. Republic's website says that "Now is the time."
They could be right.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-10-30 00:12  

#2  Perfect pic for a pluperfect tool.
Posted by: .com   2005-10-30 00:11  

#1  Translations: "Everything would be ok if you would only bow down and accept your Dimmitute like good little kafur...".

Royal Dupe.

That european Royalty inbreeding is beginning to show.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-10-30 00:06  

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