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| 2005-10-28 |
| A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" she replied. The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the doorbell and once again and the man opens the door. "Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy. "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black." Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks. |
| Posted by:raptor |
| #5 we still love ya |
| Posted by: anon1 2005-10-28 23:13 |
| #4 Catskills, hell, he goes back to the Pine Barrens Circuit for that one. |
| Posted by: Phil 2005-10-28 22:06 |
| #3 Ahh shucks,gotte chuckle out of me.But I'm easy. |
| Posted by: raptor 2005-10-28 19:44 |
| #2 2.1 Back to the Catskills for Raptor. :> |
| Posted by: Shipman 2005-10-28 17:31 |
| #1 Oh raptor. Boom tish. Can't you find something funnier???? |
| Posted by: anon1 2005-10-28 14:49 |