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Terror Networks & Islam
Osama Bin Laden Is Dead And Buried: Multan Newspaper
2005-10-25
If it's written on the internet, then it must be true...
A Pakistani newspaper Ausaf published from Multan has reported that Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden died four months ago in a village near Kandahar of severe illness.

According to the newspaper report, Bin Laden was campaigning at Bamiyan, fell very ill, returned to Kandahar where he died and was buried in the Shada graveyard in the shadow of a mountain.

The controversy continues to surround Osama bin Laden and while US and Pakistan officials have often been quoted by the media as saying that his mortal status was just a matter of detail, the hunt is still on and the issue remains a topic of great interest for the media and governments alike.

Funeral prayers have been said for Osama bin Laden over these years with one reported now by the Ausaf, and another in an Egyptian newspaper Al Wafd as far back as December 2001.

Osama bin Laden has a reward of $25 million on his head. Despite this he remains elusive, and could remain that way for a long time, alive or dead.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#11  I call total bullshit.

In another thread, eLarson and Danielle (citing Dan Darling) have some pretty scary but logical theories about what he'll be up to.
Posted by: Edward Yee   2005-10-25 19:37  

#10  UG, I doubt you could even FIND Langley, using a clearly marked map.
Posted by: too true   2005-10-25 18:16  

#9  I killed Bin Laden and buried him in the shadow of a mountian. There wasn't that much of him left to identify but DNA was sent to Langley for verification. I assume the higer-ups decided it was better to keep the idea of Bin Laden alive and hunted going, atleast for a while. Maybe Fox News will cover it so you can all have permission to belive it.
Posted by: Uloluns Glavirt3056   2005-10-25 15:54  

#8  Right up to the moment Binny delivered his campaign commercial for John bin K'erry last November looking all radiant and well-groomed and the picture of health and clean living, the savage was supposed to be diseased and dying, surgically altered and living, or simply dead.

I do not care. The publisher of the New York Times or Leslie Moonves who controls CBS or any number of other mass media masterminds are vastly more dangerous to America than Binny.
Posted by: Hupeasing Jatch2629   2005-10-25 15:21  

#7  Don't sew the corpse up in pigskin and dump it in a cesspit, just spread enough rumors that you have already done that. Why go to all the effort when Muslims will believe anything if told often enough.
Posted by: rjschwarz (no T!)   2005-10-25 13:58  

#6  Nothing less than DNA verification of exhumed remains will justify any assumption of bin Laden's demise. Absent such proof, continue the search for this mass murderer until he is captured or killed.
Posted by: Zenster   2005-10-25 13:18  

#5   He sure looked alive last October.

He survived the quake too and is still out there plotting. We'll get sooner or later ...
Posted by: Dan Darling   2005-10-25 13:14  

#4  Don't cremate him, sew the corpse up in pigskin and dump it in a cesspit.
Posted by: imoyaro@yahoo.com   2005-10-25 08:48  

#3  Pshaw, who cares? He's been as good as dead since Tora Bora.
Posted by: 2b   2005-10-25 08:17  

#2  And after we identify him cremate him and dump his ashes down the closest latrine.
Posted by: BillH   2005-10-25 08:16  

#1  Show us where he's burried and dig his ass up!!!
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2005-10-25 07:23  

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