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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Violent women raze Vejle
2005-10-19
Women, why do they hate us?
A group of young, aggressive women went on a rampage through the Jutland town of Vejle on Tuesday, national broadcaster DR reported. Around midnight, local police found a battered young woman lying on the street with her ribs kicked in. She told officers that four girls had attacked her. A few minutes later, the rampaging amazons gang attacked a young couple in the town's main shopping street, spraying mace into the woman's face and splitting the man's eyebrow. The police arrested the gang later in the night, and said it consisted of four young women between the ages of 17 and 22. 'They seemed like female berzerkers a girl gang, one of the women is already known for violence,' a police spokesman said. The women will be charged with assault and breaking the arms law.
Hmmm, whose arms did they break?
Posted by:DanNY

#11  A "Cock's Work Orange?"
Posted by: The Happy Fliergerabwehrkannon   2005-10-19 17:07  

#10  I still have the scar where my sister split my eyebrow open with a beer can. Course, that was back in the day when they made beer cans out of steel

Wimp, my sis would just hammer down a long neck, then break the bottle over the nearest head, using the remainder in a slashing fashion, all the while maintaining a perfect serpentine motion.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-10-19 16:56  

#9  I..I..su..su..su..su..surrender.
Posted by: Angoluns Hupith1321   2005-10-19 15:22  

#8  [Sniff!]

That ain't a Valkyrie. These are NSFW Valkyries.
Posted by: Fred   2005-10-19 12:16  

#7  Mike, I think I lived with your ex-wife at some point. Or at least her spiritual twin.
Posted by: Jonathan   2005-10-19 12:15  

#6  Not amazons. Valkyries.

Should'a just directed them to the local iman to show real Viking spirit and introduce him to some 'multiculturalism'.
Posted by: Crains Hupaimp9679   2005-10-19 10:31  

#5  ...splitting the man's eyebrow

Trust me, it hurts...
Posted by: Mike Dukakis   2005-10-19 10:29  

#4  Steve - Tried to grab the last of the six-pack did we? That'll learn ya.
Posted by: Doc8404   2005-10-19 10:24  

#3  I still have the scar where my sister split my eyebrow open with a beer can. Course, that was back in the day when they made beer cans out of steel. Bled like a stuck pig, I did.
Posted by: Steve   2005-10-19 08:46  

#2  splitting the man's eyebrow
WTF?
Posted by: Spot   2005-10-19 08:27  

#1  ...Wondered where my ex-wife was last Tuesday.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-10-19 07:34  

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