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Terror Networks & Islam
Suicide bombers literally dying to "get some"
2005-10-12
An insightful blog posting by the Lost Budgie. Linkage in original; EFL'd mainly by lopping off a section on Saudi men shopping for women's clothing; you should go read it all. Go read the response linked to in the update, too.

"Beautiful Maidens" TV Show Angers Some Arabs

A new television series being broadcast around the Middle East tells the story of young sexually-frustrated Islamists who want to become suicide bombers just so they can collect their rewards in heaven — 72 beautiful virgins.

The "Beautiful Maidens" program has produced an incredible response both from modernist Arabs and traditional Islamic hardliners. Some expect that the television network, cast members and producers will be targeted themselves for confronting the Islamist ideology - and for daring to reveal the connection between the warped Arab sexual values, Islamist misogyny and "misunderstood" Koran verses that leads sexually-frustrated young men to suicide and murder.

One of the show's writers is a would-be suicide bomber who changed his mind. He tells of a fellow suicide bomber who was in contact with his superiors via mobile phone and was heard counting down the seconds to the 'beautiful maidens.' His last words were: 'One second to the 'beautiful maidens.' He then blew himself up.

"No one can deny that one of the reasons that push terrorists to commit terrorism is a concept in terrorist literature: 'Blow yourself up so you can meet 'beautiful maidens.'"

In our newly-embraced love of all things "multi-cultural" it is not considered, um, Kosher, to point out that some cultures are the antithesis of Judeo-Christian values and are not ever likely to peacefully co-exist in Western society. While journalists and academics on the right side of the scale have long addressed the social train wreck that is Arab sexual cultural values, even the "Blame America First" lefties now get the point that there is something intrinsically amiss with Arab sexual culture.

. . .

The idea that Islamist terrorists are literally dying to get laid is not new. What is new, and most encouraging, is that a few brave Muslims are now speaking out and carrying their own cultural war to the very doorstep of the radical Islamist enemy. We may not yet be on the verge of an Islamic Reformation, but many Muslims realize that change is much needed: even if they cannot publicly say so just yet.


UPDATE: Oct12/05 4:25pm EST

Kenneth at Withstand the Fury's Lair posted a response to this article and did some additional research. I'll be darned... It turns out that Islamist suicide bombers often wrap their, er, "Mr. Happy" in tinfoil prior to setting themselves off. How warped is that?

Very.

Kenneth also said this in relation to the investigation of terrorists...

"One of the key rules of investigation is to follow the money. Failing that, follow the genetalia."

Also true of the Clinton administration.

Almost fell off my chair. You owe me a coffee, Kenneth. Mine is on the floor...
Posted by:Mike

#5  snip, indeed!
Posted by: Frank G   2005-10-12 21:59  

#4  And here is the email that 3dc refers to. I snipped the names and places out of the email for OPSEC:

Dear Family,
We [snip] were ordered to contact our families and I'm letting you know
we are alright before anything goes on the newswire.Today at 0915, our Mobile Assault Platoon was passing a whiteconversion van that was acting suspicious in its movement, and when our lead vehicle drove past, the van accelerated immediately off the shoulder and headed to try and ram the back of vehicle 1. Immediately the gunner on my usual vehicle (V 2) opened up on the van with .50 cal machine gun fire trying to disable it, [snip] called over the radio to "look out victor 1 he's coming after you!" victor 1eluded the gaining vehicle until the decision was made to pull off the road and at that moment, the driver detonated his vehicle about 15 yards from the rear of vehicle 1, blowing the humvee off of the road and ejecting [snip], [snip] and [snip], a huge fireball about 50 feet tall enveloped the vehicles as I witnessed shrapnel flying all around us. The humvee rolled to a stop, the rear of our convoy took far off sniper fire and we returned fire until there were no more shots,and then we rushed to the scene, put out the flaming humvee and tended to the wounded. We thank the Lord for protecting us as there were only some minor broken bones and burns and superficial injuries. We say a prayer every time we go out without fail, as a platoon, and when I show you pictures, you'd understand God was looking out for us today. This is the 2nd lead humvee that we've lost this month as our convoy hit a 155 artillery round improvised explosive device 2 weeks ago. that also blew the rear off that vehicle. I think the lord knows this platoon has suffered enough with the 4 killed in action and over 12 wounded in action we have sustained in 5 months. That being said, our platoon totals around 18 men, and 6 or 7 members that are still with us already have Purple Hearts. 4 out of the 5 wounded in the lead vehicle were flown to [snip] airbase for medical treatment, at least 3 probably will be sent home since we have only a month and change left here.

By the way, from the look of the driver when he vehicle 1 looked at his face as they passed and the size of his hands and foot, we suspect he
was about 12-14 years of age. We found a ribcage, a knee to the foot section, a brain lobe and various other things like the jaw and scalp up to 100 yards away. And crazy enough, the only body part that was blown into vehicle 1 was his penis and scrotum sack, sans 1 nut. The running sick joke was that he is in Allah-Land right now with the other suicide bomber that hit us in May, trying to figure out what he is going to do with all these virgins when his manhood is in a burnpile at Camp [snip]. And of course we let the local dogs eat the rest of his extra crispy dismemberment. You can only have gallows humor after an event like this...its that thing after combat that gets you back on the road again ready to hunt em down again the next day.
[snip]

Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-10-12 21:44  

#3  dumbasses won't listen....they keep asking if their hand should were a burqa
Posted by: Imam Abu Onan   2005-10-12 21:12  

#2  A new television series being broadcast around the Middle East tells the story of young sexually-frustrated Islamists who want to become suicide bombers just so they can collect their rewards in heaven — 72 beautiful virgins.

Haven't these dumbasses ever heard of Rosie Palms? Less people die that way.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-10-12 21:07  

#1  Yeah but the letter from Iraq AP sent about the Marines just fed that tinfoil dog to their local camp mutt. heh heh heh
Posted by: 3dc   2005-10-12 18:20  

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