Robber killed in 'crossfire'A notorious robber of Araihazar upazila in the district was killed in a 'crossfire' during a shootout between the Rapid Action Battalion (Rab) and a gang of criminals early yesterday. According to Rab-3 sources, a Rab team arrested Rawshan Ali, 35, a listed criminal, at Nayapur Bazar in Sonargaon upazila on Monday night.
| "Evening, Ali. Youse coming quietly, or do we have to start roughing you up right here?" |
| "Awwwwwwwwwww!" "Oh, quit your blubbering, it's not like you're going to be using that anytime soon." |
| Ah, yes, the magic hour. |
When they reached Nayapur Bazar, robbers opened
| "We're under attack, shoot anything that moves!" |
| He moved |
| All together now; "He's dead, Jim" |
| In Bangla, that's a major arms cache |
| When they shot him down on the highway, Down like a dog on the highway, And he lay in his blood on the highway, with a bunch of lace at his throat. And still of a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees, When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas, When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor, A highwayman comes riding- riding-riding- A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door. |
AL leader shot dead in Kishoreganj
KISHOREGANJ, Oct 10 (UNB): A local leader of Awami League was shot dead Sunday night at Nagorpur village in Nikli Upazila by armed miscreants which triggered angry protests.
| Damm miscreants, always stiring things up. |
| "Eat lead, Abdul! KAPOW! KAPOW!" |
| "Erp......rosebud!" |
Family sources said Qaiyum had "rivalry" with former chairman of Shingpur Union Parishad and local BNP leader Mukhtaruddin over a Jalmohal (water body).
| "That thar be our waterhole!" |