Submit your comments on this article |
-Short Attention Span Theater- |
"Aliens are coming!!!", sez Robbie Williams |
2005-09-21 |
I'm very confused, I thought it was the planetary shift that was coming... Rationalists may never buy the tales of close encounters of the third kind with aliens, but superstar pop icon Robbie Williams, not only believes that there are many galactic cousins of ours somewhere up there, but also is sure that their visit to earth is imminent. He claims that he has been having vivid dreams of experiences with aliens almost every night, and has told kids that the next seven years will see the arrival of our elusive siblings. "I've been dreaming about UFOs every night. I can't wait to go to sleep at night because those dreams have been so brilliant. "I think they are definitely on their way, seriously. Mark my words. From now until 2012 - watch out kids," The Sun quoted him, as saying. (ANI). |
Posted by:anonymous5089 |
#10 I have peekturs, of course, berry berry good peekturs... just as with the Mil Nudies story, but I've sworn off. |
Posted by: .com 2005-09-21 19:59 |
#9 Don't laugh, have you been to our southern border lately. ... Oh, not that type of alien ... Nevermind |
Posted by: DMFD 2005-09-21 19:55 |
#8 Hmm. ANother flash-heavy website I don't feel like spelunking through. |
Posted by: Phil Fraering 2005-09-21 18:19 |
#7 Not Robin Williams, who had a modicum of talent, but a derivative British vocalist probably hyping his videos, like the one called "Tripping" shown on his website. http://www.whatsyourfuture.com/ Truly a no-talent dork |
Posted by: RWV 2005-09-21 17:17 |
#6 The reporter was confused. Mr. Williams was just talking about salvaging his career with a Mork and Mindy Movie. |
Posted by: DoDo 2005-09-21 13:14 |
#5 Welcome to the neo-gnostic world order. Here's your accordion. |
Posted by: Phil Fraering 2005-09-21 09:57 |
#4 Maybe some of those goth chick groupies are sticking in his memory? |
Posted by: DanNY 2005-09-21 09:26 |
#3 The aliens have already came. They were shocked by the press asking them why they didn't help with the LA hurricane relief effort or why they caused the hurricane, decided that the world was stuck on stupid and left. Earth's demolition is slated for sometime next week since we are blocking the new interplanetary highway. |
Posted by: mmurray821 2005-09-21 09:22 |
#2 OOOOOOOOOOOOO_K !!!!! |
Posted by: ARMYGUY 2005-09-21 08:43 |
#1 I don't know where he gets his grass from but I want some. Sounds like its really good s**t |
Posted by: Cheaderhead 2005-09-21 08:32 |