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| Lewinsky to study in London |
| 2005-09-06 |
| Musta' passed the orals. Picking up a cockney accent? "There are more thongs in heaven and earth, Fellatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Likely Master's thesis: "Deconstructing Freud: When is a cigar not a cigar?" Lewinsky to Study in London Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky is heading to Britain to study in a Masters in Psychology program at the prestigious London School of Economics. The curvy 32-year-old, who shocked the world when reports of her sex antics with former President Bill Clinton hit newsstands, completed her first degree in psychology in 1995 before she started work for the former U.S. leader. Although the program incurs a staggering $22,000 for non-European students, the fee shouldn't pose a problem for Lewinsky -- she reportedly commanded six-figure payouts for her revealing interviews after Clinton's autobiography was published last year. 22K? That just sucks. |
| Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy |
| #4 Boyz, guard your jewels |
| Posted by: Captain America 2005-09-06 23:21 |
| #3 22K? That just sucks. No, it blows... |
| Posted by: Raj 2005-09-06 21:56 |
| #2 "Curvy"? That's like calling Roseanne "statuesque". |
| Posted by: Snush Angolutch6750 2005-09-06 20:20 |
| #1 At the Christine Keeler School of Political Puckering? |
| Posted by: Thinemble Hupomotch7256 2005-09-06 20:18 |