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Imaginary Girl Loses Imaginary Father
2005-08-26
Hoo Boy! This 'un's a dilly:
CARBONDALE, Ill. -- Word that Sgt. Dan Kennings had been killed in Iraq crushed spirits in the Daily Egyptian newsroom. The stocky, buzz-cut soldier befriended by students at the university newspaper was dead, and the sergeant's little girl--a precocious, blond-haired child they'd grown to love--was now an orphan.

They all knew that Kodee Kennings' mother had died when Kodee was about 5. The little girl's fears and frustrations about her father being in harm's way had played out on the pages of the Daily Egyptian for nearly two years, in gut-wrenching letters fraught with misspellings, innocent observations and questions about why Daddy wasn't there to chase the monsters from under her bed.

It turns out Daddy didn't exist. And neither did Kodee.
A heartbreaking tale of staggering stupidity, starring a cute little girl, some lamebrained parents, journalism too shoddy for belief, and possibly a crazy woman. Go read. Post-Dispatch story here. Daily Egyptian abases itself here. Another link at the bottom of that article. Man.
Posted by:Angie Schultz

#4  NYT journalist in training ...
Posted by: DMFD   2005-08-26 23:36  

#3  I wish we'd quit stealing these ideas from the Russians.

The Russians have a story about "Lieutennant Kije", who was killed in battle and left an orphaned child as well...

Prokofiev (Peter & the Wolf) wrote music for a play based on the story...

Prokofiev CD
Posted by: BigEd   2005-08-26 19:22  

#2  Three things come to mind:
"Auntie" uses the same spell checker as mucky.
"Auntie" should join Cindy in Crawford.
This would make a good story line for Law and Order. Just throw in a murder or two to get it started.
Posted by: GK   2005-08-26 18:21  

#1  Oopsie, forgot to credit With Cheese.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2005-08-26 17:24  

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