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Home Front: Culture Wars
Bill Clinton's Greatest Hits!
2005-08-15
All that jazz - Bill's

Former President Bill Clinton is getting his own CD music compilation - and don't bother suggesting any funny names. While some cheeky wags suggested yesterday calling the CD something blue, like "The Joy of Sax," "Sax and the City" "Nothing But Sax" organizers say it will simply be called, "The Bill Clinton Collection: Selections from the Clinton Music Room."
They'll be lining up for miles!
The Clinton Presidential Foundation has been working for months to acquire licensing rights to certain titles and has finally done so, foundation President Skip Rutherford said. The 11-track disk includes tunes such as "My One and Only Intern Love" by John Coltrane; "Harlem Mugging Nocturne" by David Sanborn; "My Chubby Funny Valentine" by Miles Davis; "Summertime" by Zoot Sims; "I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel to Bang Another Fat Chick Be Free" by Nina Simone, and "Chelsea Bring A Few Hot Coeds Morning" by Judy Collins.

The CD is the latest joint venture for the Clinton Library and the Clinton Museum Store.

Clinton's office in New York has already reviewed the CD liner notes, and museum store operator Connie Fails said the compilation will be on sale in a month to five weeks.
Posted by:Raj

#7  

Billy was careful with me. They taught me how to use a sword on the TV show.
Posted by: Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Miss America 1982   2005-08-15 19:36  

#6  Ogeretia, thanks once again for making me laugh. We're going to have to talk to Fred about having appointed as the Official Rantburg Poet!
Posted by: Steve White   2005-08-15 18:52  

#5  Sung to "Dead Skunk"
Loudon Wainwright III

Waitin at the Hotel late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't se a Hil’ry a spyin there
The Bubba got caught and there you are!

You got yer
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
You got your Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Hil’ry’s gonna smack ‘em!

He’d better duck quick, that vase will smart!
Close the door quick and run real hard
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
Bubba will feel it when she kicks his derieierey

You got yer
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
You got your Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Hil’ry’s gonna smack ‘em!


Yeah you got yer Paula J. and you got yer Kathleen
On a moonlight night you got yer Miss Americee
Got yer Gennifer and yer Monica too.
The DNA stain its gonna make you swoon!
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
You got your Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Hil’ry’s gonna smack ‘em!

Hil’ry’s gonna smack ‘em!

C'mon duck!

You got it!
Smack ‘em, she’ll smack ‘em
Bubba caught in the hotel
Bubba caught in the hotel suite
Hil’ry’s gonna smack ‘em!
All over the place, gotta duck, man!
Oh, you got a vase
It's crack, it's on the wall there
And Hil’ry’s gonna smack, smack ‘em!




Posted by: Ogeretla 2005   2005-08-15 12:22  

#4  Bill will be opening for the Red Hot Chili Peppers on their Blood Sugar Sex Semen tour.
Posted by: Marvin   2005-08-15 12:03  

#3  This'll be a big hit in China.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-08-15 11:53  

#2  PBS will have him in concert. Probably during pledge week. They'll throw this in with the tote bag...if you contribute maybe a grand.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-08-15 11:43  

#1  "Money for Nothing" (and your chicks for free)
"Get Down Tonight"
"Blowing in the wind"
"Devil in a Blue Dress"
"Why don't we get drunk and screw?"
Posted by: Steve   2005-08-15 11:38  

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