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Bhopal announces cash reward for catching cows
2005-08-04
NEW DELHI - Cowed down by a cattle menace, Bhopal’s city government is hoping to turn city residents into cowherds, by announcing cash awards for catching stray cattle, local media reported on Wednesday.
Like coals to Newcastle ...
The municipal corporation of central Madhya Pradesh state capital Bhopal, plans to give a cash award of 50 rupees (1.15 dollars) for every stray cow a person catches, the IANS news agency reported. The understaffed corporation was at its wits end on how to catch the 1,000 cows on the roads of Bhopal. It already has to deal with 1,000 cows already captured in its sheds.
I could make a suggestion but I suppose I'd be considered insensitive ...
”We have stray animal-catching squads but they are proving inadequate. So we have decided to take the help of people,” a senior corporation official told the newsagency, adding that the plan has been forwarded to the mayor for approval. He said the personnel of other departments are reluctant to catch the animals because it is dangerous and they do not get any extra money for the job.
Ohfergawdsake! They're cows! Even I have successfully roped a cow. I mean, it can't be hard. Criminy.
Cows, a revered animal for the country’s Hindus, are an urban nuisance in several Indian cities because of the large number of unlicensed dairies and illegal cow sheds. The cattle impede traffic flow and cause many accidents on the city’s roads.
Hokay, you guys, you get this big semi-truck, see, and you put a 'cowcatcher' on the front, see, and ...
Posted by:Steve White

#7  The owners of these gals (and they do have owners) are gonna be pissed off. Thisn a variation of the open range, the gals produce shit for everybody and a little milk for the owner. It's a weird system, and outdated, but it works in rural India.
Posted by: Alabama   2005-08-04 13:33  

#6  Cows, a revered animal for the country’s Hindus, are an urban nuisance in several Indian cities because of the large number of unlicensed dairies and illegal cow sheds. The cattle impede traffic flow and cause many accidents on the city’s roads.

Some Hindus believe that a person can reincarnate as a cow... You can milk Uncle Raj, but you can't eat him...

This is a dielemma...
Posted by: BigEd   2005-08-04 13:32  

#5  50 rupees is a too small a payment.

If you figure 50 to 70 dollars/hundred weight on the board of Trade the run it a bit lower for grass-fed.

Its still a few hundred dollars ....
Posted by: 3dc   2005-08-04 12:16  

#4  Bhopal? Call Union Carbide and have them open a valve at the plant. You'll get all the cows at once and there'll be no one around to have to pay.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-08-04 11:49  

#3  remember the happy cows come from California
Posted by: Jan   2005-08-04 11:38  

#2  Eet mor chikin
Posted by: Chris W.   2005-08-04 11:27  

#1  http://photos1.blogger.com/img/203/3005/640/gary_larson_cows.jpg

Posted by: Jan   2005-08-04 01:15  

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