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Afghanistan/South Asia
Red Wire Syndrome claims 4
2005-07-20
KABUL - Four suspected Taleban militants were killed in southern Afghanistan early on Wednesday when a bomb they were attempting to plant on a highway exploded, a provincial governor said. “Four Taleban who were trying to plant a remote-controlled bomb in the Langar area, by the side of the highway en route to Tirin Kot, blew themselves up,” Uruzgan governor Jan Mohammed told AFP. “Police discovered the bodies along with four Kalashnikovs,” he said.
"Clean up, aisle 2!"

The area around Tirin Kot in troubled Uruzgan province has been the scene of frequent attacks by militants who often use crudely made bombs.
Suspected Taleban militants also attacked a government highway patrol in neighbouring Zabul province late Tuesday, said police official Mohammed Turfan. One militant and a policeman were injured in the gunfight, he said. Taleban spokesman Abdul Latif Hakimi claimed responsibility for the attack.
Posted by:Steve

#12  At least they will have an eternity to work on their flexibility.

ROFL!!

I think it was George Carlin who said "If I could reach I'd never leave the house".
Posted by: docob   2005-07-20 20:32  

#11  Nah Steve, it's the "Green, no wait, Red" wire syndrome.

Followed by a boom, of course.
Posted by: Parabellum   2005-07-20 18:21  

#10  Cue standard joke number 54897 about proper use of the Mad Bomber Uniform Wiring Code...
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2005-07-20 17:46  

#9  RWS is nothing to laugh at INFIDELS!
Posted by: One Eyed Abu   2005-07-20 17:12  

#8  At least they will have an eternity to work on their flexibility.
Posted by: ed   2005-07-20 16:59  

#7  LOL about the image of an insatiable 72 virgin. Also the imagery posted by Frank--No virgins and no hands! Eternity with blueballs. Sounds like hell to me.
Posted by: John Q. Citizen   2005-07-20 16:54  

#6  Dang! I was sooo sure it was called Green Wire Syndrome.
Posted by: SteveS   2005-07-20 16:28  

#5  Frank, your imagination is soooo much better than mine! ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-07-20 15:38  

#4  damn! No virgins and no hands! Eternity with blueballs
Posted by: Frank G   2005-07-20 15:37  

#3  Do they get just one insatiable 72-year old virgin?
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-07-20 15:34  

#2  Does allan give you a pass if you try to be a martyr, but are too dumb?
Posted by: Bobby   2005-07-20 15:20  

#1  I hope we see more accidents for thoose poor demented people! They need to watch out for God will catch up to them and they will ultimatley feel his wrath!!!
Posted by: Clotch Phick7309   2005-07-20 15:09  

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