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Britain
Food Fight!
2005-07-05
Anglo-French tensions heightened last night after Jacques Chirac delivered a series of insults to Britain as London and Paris fought to secure the 2012 Olympic Games and faced fresh disagreement at the G8 summit. The president, chatting to the German and Russian leaders in a Russian cafe, said: "The only thing [the British] have ever given European farming is mad cow." Then, like generations of French people before him, he also poked fun at British cuisine. "You can't trust people who cook as badly as that," he said. "After Finland, it's the country with the worst food." "But what about hamburgers?" said Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, referring to America. "Oh no, hamburgers are nothing in comparison," Mr Chirac said.

Mr Putin and Gerhard Schröder, the German chancellor, laughed. Mr Chirac then recalled how George Robertson, the former Nato secretary general and a former defence secretary in Tony Blair's Cabinet, had once made him try an "unappetising" Scottish dish, apparently meaning haggis. "That's where our problems with Nato come from," he said. Mr Schröder and Mr Putin laughed again.
When I think of great British food, I ..........well, I draw a blank, really. Oh sure, there's your bangers and mash, shepherds pie and, er....
Unfortunately for the leaders, all of whom will be guests of Britain at the G8 summit opening at Gleneagles tomorrow, the remarks were recorded by a journalist without their knowledge and published in the French newspaper Liberation. No 10 reacted with disbelief, saying it would not respond to such undiplomatic comments. British officials were particularly angered by the mad cow remark, saying that France had exacerbated the BSE crisis by refusing to accept British beef after it had been declared safe. Mr Chirac, Mr Schröder and Mr Putin were meeting to prepare for the G8 summit and celebrate the 750th anniversary of Kaliningrad, formerly Königsberg, which was annexed by Russia in 1945. Lorraine Millot, the Liberation reporter who overheard them, said Mr Chirac spoke in French and his counterparts in German. At least three interpreters were present. Miss Millot said she also heard Mr Chirac say it was not his fault that he had been half an hour late for the Queen at a royal banquet to mark the centenary of the entente cordiale in November. He said "the British did not respect protocol".

The Prime Minister, in Singapore to push London's bid for the Olympics against the favourite, Paris, was said to be furious when told of the comments. But officials said that, as the holder of the G8 and EU presidencies, he was determined to retain the moral high ground. "There are some things that are just not responded to," his official spokesman said.
Fight's on: Shoppers are reported to be boycotting French produce following reported criticisms of the British and their grub from French President Jacques Chirac. Supermarket chain Somerfield has reported a drop in sales of French apples, wine, brie and Beaujolais. A spokesman said: "We have seen a dip this morning in sales of French products like cheeses, apples and even wine as shoppers make their frustrations felt at the supermarket checkout."
Posted by:Steve

#6  I loved eating breakfast in England, and having a cream tea with all those little cakes in the afternoon when I felt extra self-indulgent. british food has always been the stick-to-your-ribs stuff of the middle classes, while the aristos ate the food of their stay-at-home French cousins. And while the French perfected their recipes, the Brits conquered the world. Was that Chiraq's clever point?
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-07-05 23:38  

#5  "The only thing [the British] have ever given European farming is mad cow."

"The only thing the Frogs have ever given to the security of Europe is a haven for Islamofacists in a Paris slum."
Posted by: BigEd   2005-07-05 16:42  

#4  Not just any Scot - Groundskeeper Willie!

"Bon jour, ye cheese-eatin' surrender monkey!"

And if he complains... give him The Loaf.
Posted by: BH   2005-07-05 11:41  

#3  The new valet: A Scot

"Mornin' mon-sewer. Here's yer gruel, ye wee sassenach..."
Posted by: mojo   2005-07-05 11:33  

#2  Haggis and blood pudding 3 meals a day for Chirac at the G8.
Posted by: ed   2005-07-05 11:30  

#1  Wonder if he'll look back at it longingly in about 5 years when he compares it to French prison food?
Posted by: tu3031   2005-07-05 11:24  

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