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Iraq-Jordan
News from the Other Side: Ansar al-Sunnah Statement
2005-06-29
Jaish Ansar Al-Sunnah Reveals To The Islamic Ummah The Strategy Behind The Recent Attacks Against The Cross Worshippers And The Apostate Government
Oh, they have a strategy, do they?
"Yeah! Killin' people!"
In The Name Of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
Hello to you, too...
Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the Worlds. Peace and prayer be upon the Imam (leader) of Mujahideen, his family and his companions.
That'd be Mr. Zarq, I believe. Or maybe Binny...
The recent intensity of Mujahideen operations, including the timing and location of those operations, did not occur by accident. It was deliberately done to spoil the apostate Prime Minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari’s visit to Washington, DC.
I think we might have guessed that. It's SOP with the Paleostinians and the Kashmir thugs, after all...
The prime Minister had to scrap all of his originally prepared speeches, which were meant to convey to George Bush the news about the success of “operation lightening” and the new Iraqi government’s victory over the Mujahideen. This was supposed to paint a rosy picture of the ability of the new government to take care of security matter, thereby allowing Bush to claim progress and perhaps use that to declare “mission accomplished” and pave the way to withdraw from Iraq.
I don't think he intended to do that. On the teevee tonight he said we're going to stay as long as needed. And the disloyal opposition would have continued it's nattering with or without a spike in booms.
Your Mujahideen brothers have spoiled all of that. Jaafari was forced to change his speeches to the point that he was searching for words to describe the state of affairs in Iraq. Instead of giving the cross worshipper Bush the opportunity to get out of Iraq, he was begging him to keep his (Bush’s) forces in Iraq.
The term "cross worshippers" is supposed to be pejorative, of course. Sounds kind of funny coming from the Koran worshippers...
The whole world watched both Bush and Jaafari’ in a joint press conference that failed to convince those in attendance (let alone those who have first hand knowledge from the battle ground) of any progress being made by either the Americans or the newly installed apostate government. The Mujahideen have shown that “Operation Lightening” has failed. The descended unchallenged to many areas of Baghdad and took control and not even the American forces dared to challenge their presence.
It's an Iraqi operation, with backup by U.S. forces. How're things in Qaim, by the way?
We like to remind everyone that we constantly target the cross worshippers and whoever cooperates with them in any shape or form.
That could be because you're a bunch of vicious killers, steeped in religious lunacy...
We would also like to bring glad tiding to people of Tawheed. We are dealing the enemies of Allah disgraceful defeat, by the Grace of Allah. We are certain that Allah will fulfill his promise to his faithful servants.
The fact that you all haven't turned into pillars of salt yet merely reinforces my agnosticism...
{Already has Our Word been passed before (this) to Our Servants sent (by Us), that they would certainly be assisted, and that Our forces, they surely must conquer.} 73:171-173

Media Department
Jaish Ansar Al-Sunnah
18 Jumada Al-Ula, 1426
June 25, 2005
Posted by:Fred

#16  Google both taqqiya and taqiyya (phonetic bullshit) and you'll get TONS of links - everything from wikipedia to the freepers themselves regards this tenet of Islam. BTW, this is from the haddiths and is true of all Islam, assuming they're actually practicing it as intended by Mo. I'm sure there are some flavors which eschew this practice, but then that makes them apostates.
Posted by: .com   2005-06-29 22:39  

#15  Can one of the more enlighted scholars here help me> I recently read about a doctrine in islam, or at least a branch of islam that permits deception, disinformation and outright lies by their followers if it serves the casue of jihad and they are weak. Can anyone point me to it. I need to be able to confront some public statements by imams by questioning their truthfulness in light of this doctrine. Any help?
Posted by: Just About Enough!   2005-06-29 22:30  

#14  I'm glad I amused someone other than myself with that :-)
Posted by: 2b   2005-06-29 13:42  

#13  Superior Rant. LOL 2B a fine lightning joke BTW.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-06-29 13:33  

#12  2b do you work for the New Yorker. (¦:
Posted by: Red Dog   2005-06-29 13:33  

#11  next time try paragraphs. Besides, you drowned out my lightening joke.
Posted by: 2b   2005-06-29 12:06  

#10  Hmmm... more waste of cyber-space from a fascist moon-worshiper (aka Allah the 99th name of the moon god by the pagans of ancient Arabia). Take comfort Josh Ahswear Al-Bundhi Sunni, your days & night of being lost from the graces of God and worshipping the Koran instead will end soon. The world watches and so does God; your pain of confusion and pathological dementia in regards to reality and the true one and living God will surely end soon. God will deliver your just rewards and the pain will be beyond your expectations. God's punishment of the destroyers of innocents and blasphemers of his word, and destroyers of his creations will strike your heads far from sight and your eyes will fill with the burning sands sticking to your open eyes, and your open-mouth head will rest among road litter within thorny weeds surrounded by discarded cola cans and dog excrement. The flies will fill your mouth and ears to bring life to your worthless head. The larva that will feast upon your head will finally give appearance of life to you... and your soul? What of it? You have no more soul than that of a pile of pig bones and skin rotting in a ditch outside your mud hut. You Jaish Ansar Al-Sunnah fly speck will meet your maker and he wields a large fly swatter to squish you as you squirm your way to approach his glorious presence. Your carcass will join the trash pit of the other pigs garbed in holy causes of death and deceit. Your soul will be caged with the dogs that distorted God's holy words and works. You get away with your lies and deceit to serve Satan, but in the end God will smite thee for what you are, pretend to be, and plot to committ more evil. You can fool the oppressed and impoverished, you can fool the media (no challange there), but you dare to try and fool God? You are fools and the irony will present itself to you soon enough. Virgins in heaven for your fleshy pursuits of self-gratification and materialistic lust? Those are more important that God? You are sons of Satan and will become his harem instead.
Posted by: Fun Dung Poo   2005-06-29 12:03  

#9   “operation lightening”

This was supposed to paint a rosy picture.

Damn it George, I told you they were of a winter complexion!
Posted by: 2b   2005-06-29 12:03  

#8  They should also have a website and a hotlink to Move-on.org
Posted by: mhw   2005-06-29 11:43  

#7  Poor marketing. I would advise a catchy jingle, sexy gals and cute dogs or cats.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-06-29 11:34  

#6  "... We would also like to bring glad tiding to people of Tawheed. We are dealing the enemies of Allah disgraceful defeat, by the Grace of Allah. We are certain that Allah will fulfill his promise to his faithful servants..."

Tawheed means, more or less, monothesism. There are a number of different aspects to this but one of them is the requirement for a unity of worship. This, in turn, means that if you are a sunni supremicists, you believe that the Shia rituals sabotage this aspect of monothesim. Thus, since defense of monotheism is even more important than jihad, not only may you kill the Shia, you must do so.
Posted by: mhw   2005-06-29 11:23  

#5  What I got from this is that it sounds like they might have a mole in the government. Are they giving something away or just boasting?
Posted by: Spot   2005-06-29 08:31  

#4  I thought they worshiped a meteorite in a box?

At any rate, they still don't have an address for their media department. Not a very good press release.
Posted by: eLarson   2005-06-29 08:07  

#3  Hope you brave, heroic koran krunchers© got a peek at Dubya's speech last night, 'cuz I don't think you spoiled it one iota.
Posted by: Bobby   2005-06-29 07:51  

#2  com,
After reading your comment all I could wonder about is yesterday's ZOMBIE DOG post....

Zark boy ravaged by ZOMBIE DOGs wanting BRAINS...
Posted by: 3dc   2005-06-29 04:44  

#1  Media Department
Jaish Ansar Al-Sunnah
18 Jumada Al-Ula, 1426
June 25, 2005


ROFL! Precious. Now they send people to Business School so they can more effectively communicate with us. How sweet. The statement is just the usual third-rate claptrap of all "ist" movements that try to sound as if they're brave warriors all covered in glory.

If they're so successful, why are they still stuck on the flypaper and predominantly only able to kill innocent Iraqi bystanders? You make up collaborator lies to cover for your impotence and cowardly limpdick murders.

Allan's mercy is about as potent as Allan's will to defeat the infidels, Bubba. You're just another dead man walking, headed toward that sudden bodyslam that takes your breath, sight, and hearing... next thing you're aware of is that you're whimpering like a baby girl and sporting a gut wound that hurts like nothing else on earth and lets you linger long enough to be painfully aware when the dogs find you and begin their snarling contest to pull your living entrails out and drag them through the sand to some safer place where they can dine in peace. The last thought you'll have is how shiny and silvery they look...
Posted by: .com   2005-06-29 02:36  

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