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Not the Lions of Islam |
2005-06-21 |
Continuing with todays Animal theme Full text at link A 12-year-old girl who was abducted and beaten by men trying to force her into a marriage was found being guarded by three lions who apparently had chased off her captors, a policeman said Tuesday. Mohammed, why do lions hate us? Mega-snip to something less amusing The United Nations estimates that more than 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are by abduction, practiced in rural areas where most of the country's 71 million people live. I'd rather take My chances with lions. They are vicious killers, but not mass-murderers |
Posted by:Jackal |
#5 I sent this comment in to another site: Maybe the rest of Africa's lions can be trained to protect young girls (and boys) from UN "peacekeepers." |
Posted by: Tibor 2005-06-21 18:55 |
#4 I smell a bad alagorical musickal |
Posted by: 7 Broads for 11 bruders 2005-06-21 18:27 |
#3 The mountain Lions were later accused of desecrating the Koran by the would be kidnappers. |
Posted by: Mountain Man 2005-06-21 18:26 |
#2 Abducting brides is bad? Who knew? |
Posted by: .Alley Oops 2005-06-21 18:20 |
#1 Blast it all. I could have sworn I put this on Page 3. Could someone exercise his amazing powers and move it? |
Posted by: Jackal 2005-06-21 17:18 |