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| Lawyer Zoology |
| 2005-06-20 |
| Hat tip: LGF Lawyers for 2 in 'dirty bomb' terror case allege misconduct at jail. MIAMI — Attorneys for two terrorism suspects tied to an alleged al-Qaida dirty bomb suspect are asking for the dismissal of a federal indictment against them based on a jailer's mishandling of a Quran and intimidating jail cell searches that removed handwritten papers in Arabic. Yes, it has come to that. "Your honor, my client was planning to set off a nuke somewhere, but he should be excused because his holy book was tossed onto a bunk" We will now conduct a short review of inferences drawn from observations of this case: Zoology and the Legal Profession 103, Lab Section: Gifted and Talented (Rantburg) Date: 6-20-05 1. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? One is a foul-smelling, carrion-eating scavenger; the other is a bird. 2. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a slimy, cold-blooded bottom-feeder; the other is a fish. 3. What's the difference between a hyena and a lawyer? A hyena will laugh even when nobody gets hurt. 4. What's the difference (if any) between a lawyer and a leech? One is a repulsive blood-sucking parasite, the other one lives in the water. 5. Rattlesnake and lawyer? (Two acceptable answers) Some people actually like rattlesnakes. Rattlesnakes live by making a rich diet of vermin, lawyers live by making vermin rich. |
| Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy |
| #1 A blind bunny and a blind snake were blundering through the woods and slammed into one another. In order to make peace, they agreed to have a game of "guess what I am." The snake went first and said, "Hmm, you have long ears, soft fur, and a short, cottony tail. I guess you're a bunny!" "That's right!" said the Bunny. "Now it's my turn. Let's see, you're low, slimy, and you have no balls. Hey, you're a lawyer!" |
| Posted by: Sheans Shock6632 2005-06-20 22:43 |