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-Short Attention Span Theater-
From the Rantburg mailbag: Dear Mr. President
2005-06-18
Don't look at me. Somebody left it here...

Dr. Thomas G. Bonow
2200 West 39th Street
Sioux Falls, South Dakota 57105
605-339-7290
bonotbone@aol.com

June 18, 2005

President George W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Dear Mr. President

Who has the father godhead in this country?
I dunno. Who?
Your investments have made you a millionaire.
I thought he was born rich? Make up your mind...
Are you being paid off?
Paying off millionaires can be expensive...
Texas always has the father godhead in this country. Did the Black Race and White Race join together to come against me and now can not handle the His-Spanic, Mexican's.
You think they might not like you? What'd you do to them?
Roman Catholic Police Female Godhead.
Lost me on that one, bub. I assume it's a reference to the Virgin Mary, but I haven't run across any flying squads of Knights of Columbus...
Is this the Mother goddess country?
Not that anybody would noice, except maybe you, and you don't sound too sure...
Will NATO stand for it?
Do they have a choice? If they notice, that is?
Will Laura and Dick Cheney run on a third Bush family ticket?
My guess at this point would be Bill Frist. Obviously you've been talking to the people who populate your head and they say different. Don't believe them.
Going to close Ellsworth?
Ellsworth Bunker? Ellsworth AFB? Daniel Ellsworth?
Are the Jews directing your Iran war with their money?
Yes. They're also after you. They put up the money for the guy who's been dropping dog turds on your lawn.
RSVP.

Sincerely,

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Posted by:Chealing Jaimp4359

#8  Angie, where on earth did you find that link?

Google is our friend. Google is God. It sees all, knows all, tells all.

If you mean, did I read through the entire thing, the answer is no. The "Virginia" bits just sort of jumped out at me. It's kind of like a kaleidoscope; everytime you look at it, you see something a little bit different.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2005-06-18 21:12  

#7  Hopefully Mucky won't be analyzing Angie's "find" line by line.
Posted by: Tom   2005-06-18 20:04  

#6  ah sh*t don't you know our blog buddy M4D is going to be all over this.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-06-18 19:57  

#5  weeps? or waits? BettyCrockerCon.....
Posted by: Frank G   2005-06-18 18:45  

#4   The Vocabulary of Command Hallucinations Allurements and Condemnations Watch Yourself:

Somewhere, Joe Mendiola weeps.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-06-18 18:37  

#3  Angie, where on earth did you find that link? I'm getting worried, I really am ...
Posted by: Steve White   2005-06-18 18:21  

#2  Oh, my...great pyramid of Geisha,
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-06-18 17:51  

#1  Ahem. May I suggest, voluntary or no, that the street address and phone number be redacted?

I also suggest that a google search on "Thomas G. Bonow" is very entertaining. I particularly suggest this site. Do a "find" on "Virginia". So NSFW, or possibly home, if you think you might have a hemorrhage giggling.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2005-06-18 17:04  

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