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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| Deer -- Why do they hate us? |
| 2005-06-17 |
| Full text at link Tammy Emery, a secretary at Southern Illinois University Carbondale, was walking along a wooded path on campus when she heard a shuffling in the woods. She looked up. A deer was charging. MasterCard, VISA, or AmEx? SNIP Since June 7, when Emery was attacked, seven people at the university have been threatened or attacked, including four who were sent to the hospital... Copies of a well-thumbed Koran were later found in the deer's lair. |
| Posted by:Jackal |
| #5 RJS: Perhaps the Madrassa had an Imam to turn the pages for him. Also, I remember a few months back about a kitten that was born with thumbs. I thought "Well, that's it for the Human race." |
| Posted by: Jackal 2005-06-17 21:14 |
| #4 makes the O-Club complimentary Deer Nuts™ more than just an appetizer.... a call to victory! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-06-17 20:10 |
| #3 Haven't heard about the sudden appearance of opposable thumbs on higher mammals? You may be on their list RJ, yes they do keep a list now... |
| Posted by: Shipman 2005-06-17 19:46 |
| #2 I appreciate the humor of the well-thumbed Koran line but it just missed the mark because Deers don't have thumbs. Well read would have crossed from mildly funny to hysterical. Still, nicely done. |
| Posted by: RJSchwarz 2005-06-17 18:57 |
| #1 Maybe we can arrange to douse the deer in cheap beer and have the beer bears from West Virginia imported to SIU, thus getting one problem to cancel out the other. Assuming they can fight off the frat boys. |
| Posted by: Jonathan 2005-06-17 16:30 |