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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| Whew, now I can sleep soundly |
| 2005-06-17 |
| PARIS (AP) - Tom Cruise popped the question to Katie Holmes at the Eiffel Tower early Friday and then announced the news to the world - they're getting married. Now, back to our 24-7 coverage of the latest missing white girl..... |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #2 Any word yet on if he plans to dump her for a second-trimester foetus? |
| Posted by: mojo 2005-06-17 15:56 |
| #1 The fun chemistry, aka temporary hormonal imbalance. This too, shall pass. |
| Posted by: .com 2005-06-17 15:19 |