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Iraq-Jordan
"Zarqawi is an American agent"
2005-06-16
"All Evidence Proves that Al-Zarqawi Works for America"

"All the evidence proves that Abu Mus'ab Al-Zarqawi is working for America, because his victims are Iraqis and not [members of] the coalition forces under the command of the American occupation forces in Iraq. Abu Mus'ab Al-Zarqawi's official title is 'leader of Al-Qa'ida's faction in Iraq.' Osama bin Laden is the commander of the Al-Qa'ida organization, and this proves that [Al-Zarqawi's commander,] bin Laden, has [also] been an American agent ever since he operated against the USSR forces in Afghanistan in favor of the Americans!

"Let's read the statement issued two days ago on behalf of Al-Zarqawi in Iraq after he killed and wounded dozens of people from among the Interior Ministry and Iraqi army forces, by means of booby-trapped cars in a number of cities in Iraq!

"Raising a few questions is unavoidable in order to clarify the situation and [to understand] who this Al-Zarqawi with Jordanian nationality is.

"One of the questions is: which of the two should Al-Zarqawi oppose — the American occupation army and the foreign coalition forces, or the Iraqi military and police forces?! The statement issued by Al-Zarqawi and his organization says that they struck and killed dozens of [members of] the Interior Ministry and Iraqi army forces, whereas there was no mention of Al-Zarqawi targeting the American occupation forces and the coalition forces of the various nationalities. [In fact,] the statement did not even mention the occupation army in Iraq!"

The Massacre of the Iraqi People is Aimed at Strengthening the U.S. Occupation in a Region Vital to American Interests

"Another question [to be raised] is whether the world is so naive as to believe the American statements, which claim that Washington has allocated $25 million for Al-Zarqawi's arrest or for information leading to his arrest. [After all,] why arrest Al-Zarqawi and allocate all these millions while he is working for America?

"In addition, why is Al-Zarqawi massacring innocent Iraqi citizens and [members of] the Iraqi National Guard, the Iraqi army and the Iraqi Interior Ministry? Al-Zarqawi undeniably aims to harm the Iraqi people and members of the Iraqi forces, who undergo training to protect [their] homeland in the future. This massacre of the Iraqi forces and the Iraqi people is meant to strengthen the American occupation of the region [that is known to be] the main route to Central Asia, formerly under USSR control, [and that is] rich in oil wells, and surrounds Iran and the Caspian Sea..."
Posted by:tipper

#11  evidence that he's a Mousad agent
Posted by: macofromoc   2005-06-16 23:58  

#10  Well, if the Z-Man is just another pawn of America (BWAHAHAHAHA), that makes him an infidel, right? And killing infidels is good, right? So everyone get busy and whack the Big Z for Allan.

Frankly, I don't see a downside to this story except maybe another pebble added to the mountain of evidence that islamic fundamentalists are fundamentally and completely insane.
Posted by: SteveS   2005-06-16 23:16  

#9  I don't even have a response to that. What a f'ing idiot.
Posted by: bgrebel9   2005-06-16 22:51  

#8  Shouldn't that be "Zionist American Agent"?
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-06-16 22:07  

#7  oooh! im gotta spred teh werd!
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-06-16 21:50  

#6  Do these people understand, that we could of wiped Iraq (except for the oil fields) off the face of the earth, and not had to put up with the constant attacks at us like Gitmo and Abu Garib. If we wanted to kill Iraq's it would of been easier, and we could could of shown the UN how many Nuclear weapons we got rid of, to make the world safer. Or is this the Middle East version of Scrabble face?
Posted by: plainslow   2005-06-16 21:45  

#5  "You're an American agent!!"

"No, YOU'RE an American agent!!"

"No, YOU'RE an American agent!!"
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-06-16 21:37  

#4  The LLL say MEMRI is a front for Mossad,if this true does this mean he ain't a US agent. Are they just saying this because He is an agent and they want us to believe he ain't an agent?
Being a moonbat must be tough, got to remember which is more important to buy today more of that killer weed or more reynolds wrap.
Posted by: bruce   2005-06-16 21:21  

#3  I, for one, would love a rumor on the Iraqi street that Zarqawi is a Joo. Maybe even some pictures of him dressed as a Rabbi. Imagine how with an ego like his, he would just go bananas.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2005-06-16 21:13  

#2  This theory is quite compelling ... to those lacking all logic and even minimal intellect. Here are some examples of flaws in reasoning that dive off the top of my head with the athleticism of an Alcapulco cliffdiver:

1. We conquered Iraq militarily. If we wanted to blow up some civilians for our jollies, we could do so without Zarqawi's help.

2. While Zarqawi is killing Iraqis, for the most part, they are often police officer candidates that we are expending assets to find, recruit and train.

3. His continued activity clearly demonstrates our inability to capture or kill him. Demonstrating effectiveness and competence is normally the sought after result of military action.

4. If Zarqawi is an American agent, then why are all the anti-American crowd (even in the US) lionizing him as a freedom-fighter or minuteman?
Posted by: Super Hose   2005-06-16 20:49  

#1  I'm convinced.
Posted by: Scott R   2005-06-16 20:34  

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