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Ann Coulter : Losing their heads over Gitmo |
2005-06-16 |
I guess Bush should have backed Katherine Harris, after all. Sen. Mel Martinez, the Senate candidate Bush backed instead of Harris, has become the first Republican to call for shutting down Guantanamo. Martinez hasn't said where the 500 or so suspected al-Qaida operatives currently at Gitmo should be transferred to, but I understand the Neverland Ranch might soon be available. Maybe Sen. Arlen Specter the liberal Republican Bush backed instead of conservative Pat Toomey, which still didn't help Bush in Pennsylvania will step forward to defend the Bush administration. That Karl Rove is a genius. |
Posted by:Steve |
#8 GITMO Authorized Torture Tactic (Change # 5,871) Interrogators are now authorized to use the following phrases: 1)"Pretty please" 2)"Pretty, pretty please" 3)"Pretty, pretty, pretty, please" 3)"Would you like the non-alcohlic Martini shaken, not stirred?" Note: Authorization to hold a cute puppy dog next to your face while you say it only authorized if it has been determiuned that the detainee does not have and never has had allergic reactions to dogs of any type. Also, said dog requires a Top Secret clearance, a mandatory debrief, and After Action Review session after every interrogation. |
Posted by: 98zulu 2005-06-16 18:09 |
#7 "No cold meals, sleep deprivation or uncomfortable positions" What's that? Transatlantic flights are illegal now? |
Posted by: True German Ally 2005-06-16 16:23 |
#6 Number of dead internees from government treatment at Gitmo - 0. Number of dead at the Branch Dividian compound in Waco? |
Posted by: Cleresing Glerert2363 2005-06-16 13:56 |
#5 No cold meals, sleep deprivation or uncomfortable positions? So, in other words, they get treated better than our own soldiers. We really have lost the war. |
Posted by: Desert Blondie 2005-06-16 13:26 |
#4 I can only eat peas if the are mixed with a starch and I HATE fungus on my plate. I probably wouldn't touch the fresh fruit crepe because it sounds phrench to me and I don't eat phrench phood. One thing I can say after 20 years in the service is that the Air Force has the best food of the three. |
Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2005-06-16 13:10 |
#3 Perfect graphic. |
Posted by: Xbalanke 2005-06-16 12:05 |
#2 No, I like my peas mixed with the rice. But you can have all my mushrooms...I'm allergic to them. |
Posted by: Seafarious 2005-06-16 11:26 |
#1 "Sounds like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World – if it still existed." Ouch! But Ann - what about the FBI guy who saw the freezing and roasting guys chained in the fetal position? That made me feel bad. Now the orange-glazed chicken - that sort of takes the edge off.... But I bet the peas slopped over into the rice pilaf. I hate that! |
Posted by: Bobby 2005-06-16 11:15 |