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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail
2005-06-15
Honest, we don't make this stuff up!

KEENE, N.H. -- A door-to-door meat salesman from Maine is accused of assaulting a potential customer after she turned down his offer of chicken in exchange for sex.
Should have at least offered her a prime steak
Ryan Park, 22, of Waterboro, Maine, is accused of grabbing the woman in Stoddard, N.H., and forcefully kissing her after she rejected his offer last month.
Park has been charged with assault and is due in Keene District Court on June 28.
Posted by:Steve

#8  guesn he tire of chokin it.

for shaime! tryin get a pork for em chiken!
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-06-15 23:14  

#7  Actually I knew a girl who loved chicken that much.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2005-06-15 22:00  

#6  Mmmmmuuuuuuuuuuucccckeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Shipman   2005-06-15 19:44  

#5  "My, ma'am. You've got tremendous breasts and thighs! Are they fresh"
Posted by: Frank G   2005-06-15 19:05  

#4  He only offered her necks and gizzards. No wonder she refused.
Posted by: Abuqaqa   2005-06-15 17:53  

#3  It was the shrimp in his pants that turned her off.
Posted by: ed   2005-06-15 17:12  

#2  Good thing he wasn't offering crabs.
Posted by: BH   2005-06-15 17:03  

#1  The snark possibilites are mind-boggling!
Posted by: .com   2005-06-15 16:55  

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