Pyongyang, May 26 (KCNA) -- Teachers and researchers of the Hereditary Medicine Department of Pyongyang University of Medicine of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea have developed a new medicine "Polyazin" for protection of DNA. It is made with materials extracted from rare medicinal herbs growing in the northern mountainous areas of Korea, mixed with activator.Gimme a Polyazin. With a White Slag chaser.
Prof. and Dr. Kim Yong Jin, who led the research team, told KCNA that the medicine not only prevents the bioactive material from being changed by heavy metals, harmful chemical matters and radioactive rays but also protects DNA by activating the medium around it. It is highly appreciated by special institutions as an ideal medicine for those working in the atomic energy sector and electromagnetic field and for the computer users.
Yes! Thanks to Polyazin, I no longer glow in the dark after a long day at the...ummmmmmmmmmmm...atomic energy sector!
The clinical tests show that it, with high alcoholysis, gives no side-effects.
See! Dr. Kimmie says no side effects! Step right up! How many do you need!
It improves metabolism in liver, biliary tract, blood, immunity and psychoneurosis systems. It is also potent for the patients suffering from hypogonadism, chronic hepatitis, chronic pancreatitis and hypoacidity.
Hypogonadism? Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
It also regulates physiological activity in human body and thus delights women who want to give birth to healthy and intelligent babies.
Probably also makes them more tender and flavorful...