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Home Front: Politix
Save the Republic!
2005-05-20
A MoveOn PAC Production:This week, Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith opens in theaters nation-wide. And weirdly enough, the plot of what will undoubtedly be one of the biggest films in movie history revolves around a scheming senator who, seduced by visions of absolute power, transforms a democratic republic into an empire.
Gee, I wonder who that could be?
The movie's opening buzz and its parallel theme to our current judicial fight present a great opportunity to educate the public — and have some fun.
cuz it worked so well with "Day After Tomorrow".....
So we've put together a flyer that draws on themes from the Revenge of the Sith story to explain the very real threat to democracy posed by the nuclear option. Any chance you can take half an hour tonight or tomorrow to pass out some of these flyers to folks in line at your local theater?
Nah, but thanks for asking. I also want to thank you for posting the script for your little TV spot. I need something to brighten my day.


VIDEO

THE SCREEN IS FILLED WITH STARS. WE SEE TYPE COMING UP ON SCREEN, FADING OFF INTO THE DISTANCE.

AUDIO

MUSIC UNDER.

ANNOUNCER VOICE OVER

For 200 years, the Senators and the fair judges, were keepers of peace and justice in the republic until...

VIDEO

PAN UP THE TYPE TO REVEAL A SPACE BATTLE OF DC GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS SHOOTING LASER BEAMS AT EACH OTHER.

AUDIO

SPACE BATTLE SOUNDS.

VIDEO

A HOODED FIGURE STRIDES TOWARDS THE CAMERA, ROBOTIC FIGURES IN JUDGES' ROBES FOLLOWING IN LOCKSTEP. HE APPROACHES A CONSOLE.

ANNOUNCER VOICE OVER

... one Senator, seduced by a dark vision of absolute power, seeks to destroy this fabled order, replacing fair judges with far right clones.

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IN A REVERSE SHOT, WE SEE A LARGE RED BUTTON, GLOWING. ON A SCREEN IN FRONT OF HIM, THE SENATE RISES INTO VIEW AS IF IT WERE A PLANET. A RED TARGETING BRACKET LOCKS ONTO IT.

ANNOUNCER VOICE OVER

To do this, he's ready to use a nightmare weapon known as the Nuclear Option.

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BACK TO THE HOODED FIGURE. HE STEPS OUT OF THE SHADOW AND IS REVEALED TO BE SENATOR BILL FRIST. CLOSE UP ON HIS FACE, BATHED IN RED LIGHT, LAUGHING MANIACALLY. TYPE COMES UP OVER.

ANNOUNCER VOICE OVER

Stop Senator Frist. Save our courts. Save the Republic. MoveOn PAC is responsible for the content of this advertisement.

Paid for by MOVEON PAC, website: www.moveonpac.org. This communication is not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee but if they don't follow our lead we'll stick out out tongues and make nasty faces at them.
Posted by:Steve

#6  Dean, I am your father!
Posted by: mmurray821   2005-05-20 12:58  

#5  If Frist is the Emperor, I think that makes Howard Dean Jar Jar Binks.

"Meesa gonna go on to New Hampshire. Den meesa gonna go on to South Carolina! And Illinois! And Oregon! And Washington! And meesa gonna go on to New York and California! And den meesa gonna go to Washington D.C. and takesa back the White House-a. YEEEAAAAAGGGGHHHH!"
Posted by: Mike   2005-05-20 12:25  

#4  These people are preachers without a God. They are so eager to get in the pulpit and tell everyone else how to live thier lives in a pure manner. Spend their days, shaming and blaming and demanding that others be pure. They make some token gesture, like drive a prius into their 5,000 sq ft home with a constantly running hot tub... if it wasn't for those suv drivers, there would be no energey problem...DAMN them. They say they are for peace and then come up with excuses not to stop the slaughter of tyrants. But no need to feel bad, no need to do anything because if only george wasn't there all would be sunshine and roses.

look at george...he's bad. bad georgie bad. Let's all say it together...georgie is bad. Let's all talk about how bad george is so we don't have to get off our asses and actually do something to make the world a better place.
Posted by: 2b   2005-05-20 12:06  

#3  If Frist is the Emperor, I think that makes Howard Dean Jar Jar Binks.

"Meesa hates them nasty republicans!"
Posted by: Steve   2005-05-20 12:01:37 PM  

#2  "Darth Soros! I should've known you'd be behind this."
Posted by: Mike   2005-05-20 11:57  

#1  Can't wait to see Darth Vader Sen. Frist mind-choke the living crap out of Gov. Tarkin Dean.
Posted by: ed   2005-05-20 11:54  

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