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Euro-Moonbats Try To Steal Nuclear 'Football'
2005-05-10
Dutch police arrested six activists on Sunday who said they wanted to enter President Bush's Netherlands hotel and look for the suitcase which allows him to activate nuclear weapons. "We heard Bush carries a nuclear suitcase and can push the red button at any time to set off atomic weapons. We find this extremely shocking," said Leo de Groot, a spokesman for the activist group. The activists, carrying binoculars and wearing signs that identified them as "citizen's inspectors," mimicking the International Atomic Energy Agency's weapons inspectors, were caught by Dutch soldiers as they approached Bush's hotel...
If they got through I doubt that Bush would even apologize for his Secret Service agents when they killed every one of the idiots six times over.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#11  I have it on pretty good authority that the "football" is booby-trapped: if some loser of a noose-refill or an Islamo-nutball manages to steal it, it will disappear in a bright flash, along with the thief/power-freaks who tried to make off with it.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-05-10 23:56  

#10  Oldspook... that assumes that they can read.
Posted by: 3dc   2005-05-10 12:23  

#9  These people need to read a Tom Clancy book to find out about launch codes, etc.
Posted by: OldSpook   2005-05-10 11:42  

#8  "Hundreds of Dutch protesters rallied on Saturday in Amsterdam and Maastricht to protest against Bush who visited... to pay tribute to the Americans who died in World War II."
Posted by: Tom   2005-05-10 08:59  

#7  Relax guys -- they'd have never found it. They think a football is spherical.
Posted by: Tom   2005-05-10 08:55  

#6  "We found a big red button, but it says 'Easy' on it...?"
Posted by: Dar   2005-05-10 08:51  

#5  "We heard Bush carries a nuclear suitcase and can push the red button at any time to set off atomic weapons. We find this extremely shocking,"

"because we've been brain dead for the last sixty years. Seriously, we've been smoking so much hash we're barely able to stand up. Did you know someone nuked Nagasaki?"
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-05-10 07:44  

#4  I think these people would look funny with bodies riddled with 45 acp holes. But I have a sick sense of humor. Actually a lack of one when it comes to this.
Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom   2005-05-10 05:01  

#3  thisn happen sunday. goddamit! whatn ever hapen jonny on teh spot!
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-05-10 01:49  

#2  Of course, Red Buttons was a comic. Come to think of it, so are "dess dem dar" Dutch clowns.
Posted by: Captain America   2005-05-10 01:09  

#1  ROFL!

I hear Red Buttons doesn't like to leave NYC, anymore.

There's just no beginning or end to a circle jerk.

Too many comic books.

Too many movies.

Waay too few neurons.
Posted by: .com   2005-05-10 01:03  

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