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Arabia
Four killed in Mecca gun battle
2005-04-22
A gunfight on the edge of the Saudi city of Mecca has left two militants and two members of the security forces dead, Saudi officials say. The group of four militants, some disguised as women, are said to have failed to stop at a checkpoint.
"Check point ahead, Mahmoud!"
"Don't stop, Ahmed! I can't let anybody see me in this get-up! My purse and shoes don't match!"
They were pursued by the security forces, and the gun battle ensued.
"Kill her! Kill her! Her purse and shoes don't match!"
"Gun it, Ahmed!"
One militant was shot and arrested.
[BANG!] "Ow! I quit!"
The clashes took place hours after voting ended in the country's first nationwide elections. These included polls in Mecca and Medina, the two holiest cities in Islam. It is unclear if the fighting was connected with the voting.
"Hrarr! Let's go out and vote an' then dress up like broads and get in a gunfight!"
Male voters were electing half the members of municipal councils in a third round of voting. Many Saudis hope the vote marks a step towards wider political reform.
Posted by:Steve

#6  Ummm, Shipman, that bit with my name in it had better be complimentary! ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-04-22 11:51:28 PM  

#5  Geeze, Fred, issue a Lemon Slider Alert next time! Your comments were hilarious!
Posted by: Unagum Elmelet3616   2005-04-22 10:08:41 PM  

#4  Yes TWBAPGNFAB indeed.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-04-22 7:19:46 PM  

#3  That'd be a great name for a group.
Posted by: Pappy   2005-04-22 6:34:12 PM  

#2  So does this cripple "Drag Queens of Islamic Vengeance" or are there more where these sweeties came from?
Posted by: tu3031   2005-04-22 4:35:55 PM  

#1  I wonder if those boys intended to be militants when they got into the car, or if they were embarassed to be caught playing dress up.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-04-22 11:52:22 AM  

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