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Israel-Palestine
Israeli troops in the Golan Heights capture infiltrator from Syria
2005-04-16
JERUSALEM - Israeli troops captured a 21 year-old gunman who infiltrated the Israeli-controlled Golan Heights on Friday from a refugee camp in Syria, an Israeli military official said. The official, speaking on customary condition of anonymity, said the infiltrator was armed with a hunting rifle and was captured near the farming community of Hazaka in the central Golan Heights after firing nine rounds at an Israeli army outpost. She said he was a Palestinian resident of the Yarmouk refugee camp and under interrogation disclosed that he planned to kidnap an Israeli officer and bring him back to Syria.
She also noted that he wasn't too bright, and further that he was extremely fortunate to be alive.
Infiltration into the Golan Heights is relatively rare. The Israeli official said an inquiry would be conducted to determine how the gunman managed to enter the territory.
"I think he walked, sir."
"Knock it off, Avi, and go fix the damned barbed wire!"
Posted by:Steve White

#7  ...the kid's got talent...

There -- that's nicely neutral for you, too true ;-) And true, too.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-04-16 10:09:17 PM  

#6  boy's got talent ... (assuming GC's a boy, if not the girl's got talent)
Posted by: too true   2005-04-16 1:58:16 PM  

#5  Geez, that's good stuff GC. Ever note how poetry comes natural like to Gleapers?
Posted by: Shipman   2005-04-16 8:44:46 AM  

#4  I like that, GC. It's got a certain rhythm and rhyme.

Negotiate, not expatiate
exonerate the incarcerates ....
Posted by: too true   2005-04-16 7:59:32 AM  

#3  PETA is printing up shirts now.
FREE Schlemiel and Schlimazel!
Unfortunately the chicken suit guy started yelling "The chickens have come home to roost" and Wendy's employees misunderstood him to say roast, and now there are reports of chicken fingers in the chicken fingers. But as luck would have it Jesse Jackson has volunteered to "negotiate, not expatiate but exonerate the canines incarcerate".
Posted by: Gleaper Cleregum9549   2005-04-16 1:29:07 AM  

#2  Maybe Israel can swap this mook for the two dogs that 'infiltrated' Lebanon yesterday. And has anyone told PETA about that? Maybe the guy in the chicken suit could go and negotiate their release.
Posted by: SC88   2005-04-16 12:29:50 AM  

#1  Was he a Pole Walter?
Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom   2005-04-16 12:21:31 AM  

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