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Beirut slashes prices to lure tourists back | |
2005-04-13 | |
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Posted by:Fred |
#8 If Beirut why not Riyadh or Kabul or Bagdad? Same chance of getting yr head chopped off. |
Posted by: Glereper Craviter7929 2005-04-13 8:52:53 PM |
#7 The TV campaign will include short clips of local thugs singing in chorus "Come back to Beruit, what's old is what's new ... militiamen and carbombs, maybe kidnapping for you ... so stay in Beruit, perhaps blinded in chains ... spending your captivity, slowly losing your brains." |
Posted by: Tkat 2005-04-13 2:10:36 PM |
#6 Come to Beirut ! Watch rabid foam ridden madmen perform extreme sports Join in on the Marchs . A lovely communal event Enjoy more rabid foam ridden madmen indulging in ranting from the early hours Beirut is a lively city , with much to do for all . And the food is GREAT ! Come to us , ohh westerners , and if you are lucky , one of our many vigilant groups may come and whisk you away to an undisclosed location and hold you against your will . (only applies during the summer season , book in advance) |
Posted by: MacNails 2005-04-13 12:57:44 PM |
#5 There's a 2 for 1 kidnap-ransom special going on. |
Posted by: ed 2005-04-13 11:02:07 AM |
#4 GFL, Beirut. You'd be more likely to lure my tourist dollars if you'd slash the throats of the Hizbollah trash camping in your country. But that's just me. |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2005-04-13 10:59:36 AM |
#3 Priceline has a four bullet hole hotel for only $99 a night, Kevlar extra. |
Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2005-04-13 10:58:42 AM |
#2 Only $95/night for hotels? Jeez, let me know when there's some REAL discounts availible. |
Posted by: gromky 2005-04-13 4:13:40 AM |
#1 Stay away from Crazy Achmed's... |
Posted by: mojo 2005-04-13 2:40:47 AM |