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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Outlaw Laid Low by Short Fuse
2005-04-11
"Hey, y'all! Look what happens when I do this!... Owww... Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
TIRANA (Reuters) - Albania's most wanted man fought off special police and eluded capture for years only to blow himself up while fishing with dynamite, police and newspapers said Friday. Dubbed the "Last Cowboy" in northern Albania because of his gunfights with the law, Riza Malaj, 34, failed to accurately gauge the length of the fuse as he tried to blow up trout.
He must not have been able to find a decent sushi bar. Either that or he's a sucide fish bomber.
Doctors at the Bajram Curri hospital said he had lost both hands, badly hurt his eyes and suffered serious wounds all over his body. His family rejected offers to have him flown to a Tirana hospital where he would have been arrested immediately.
What were they afraid of, torture? Seems he tortured himself enough as it was.
Malaj was taken to a hospital in nearby U.N.-governed Kosovo.
He was sentenced in absentia to five years in jail on charges of leading an attack on the Bajram Curri police station last year. Since 2000, warrants have been issued for Malaj's arrest on charges of willful murder, armed robbery, armed assault and battery of the education directress of the town.

Posted by:Deacon Blues

#4  Dumbass! You use dynamite for bass fishing, not trout! ;)

Better luck next time with that Darwin Award, Riza.
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2005-04-11 5:10:19 PM  

#3  Either that or he’s a sucide fish bomber.


:)

gladn this jackass get whatz deserve
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-04-11 4:11:44 PM  

#2  Riza Malaj, 34, now known as "Stumpy"...
Posted by: BigEd   2005-04-11 3:40:21 PM  

#1  Malaj was taken to a hospital in nearby U.N.-governed Kosovo.

Nope. Won't be arrested there. They might make him do PSA's on the dangers of fishing with dynamite though...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-04-11 3:39:30 PM  

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