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| Antichrist Sends Naked Man to Kill Suburbanite - Plot Fails - Would-Be Assassin Arrested |
| 2005-04-11 |
| Man detains naked intruder armed with knife BREA, Calif. (AP) - A man who awoke Sunday to find an armed and naked intruder standing over his bed subdued the suspect until police arrived, authorities said. Eric Wall, 45, told police that the intruder - identified as 18-year-old Arthur David Macias - was carrying a kitchen knife and said the anti-Christ had sent him to the house to kill Wall. Wall grabbed Macias and pulled him onto the bed. After a short struggle, Macias was detained by Wall and his 15-year-old son, who armed themselves with baseball bats. Police said Macias broke into the Wall's home about 35 miles southeast of Los Angeles by removing a screen from an open laundry room window and stole a knife from the kitchen. Police said Macias did not indicate why he chose the residence. Macias was arrested on attempted murder, making criminal threats, assault with a deadly weapon and burglary. He was being held at the Orange County Jail on $1 million bail. Why is this odd??? We have lots of folks here, in the L.A. Metro area, sent by Mr. 666 to do something bad. {snicker} After all, they don't say "Hooray for Hollywood", for nothing do they? With $1,000,000 bail the cops are taking him seriously {snicker} |
| Posted by:BigEd |
| #15 Just guessing, of course, but I'll bet the homeowner, being a guy, went for the knife hand in the struggle. I'd have gone for a different body part.... (What did you say, Mr. Naked Guy? C'mon, squeak up! ;-p) |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2005-04-11 6:02:41 PM |
| #14 or I can hold both ends and administer a cross-check to whatever body part is closest. I can show you some cross-checking... |
| Posted by: John Wensink 2005-04-11 4:33:54 PM |
| #13 "I greered his naked ass with my Louisville Slugger,.. In my case, since I play recreational hockey, I managed to keep a lot of the wooden stix I broke, and trimmed them a little. I can either swing the stick like a baby Slugger, or I can hold both ends and administer a cross-check to whatever body part is closest. :) |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2005-04-11 4:11:00 PM |
| #12 "There are one million stories in the naked city, . . ." |
| Posted by: Mike 2005-04-11 11:17:49 AM |
| #11 B-a-R's post made me realize it may be time to make Judge Greer into a verb... "I greered his naked ass with my Louisville Slugger, a Roger Maris Signature, so he's on life support, now. The kid got a coupla shots in, too. I'm proud of his slugging average." |
| Posted by: .com 2005-04-11 11:15:56 AM |
| #10 "Subdued"? Had it been my dwelling, there's a good chance the guy wouldn't have escaped the encounter in good health. |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2005-04-11 11:12:03 AM |
| #9 Naked Coed Ninja Assassination would look good on a t-shirt. |
| Posted by: BH 2005-04-11 10:24:09 AM |
| #8 like the Antichrist can't make $1 Million dollars bail. |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-04-11 10:22:58 AM |
| #7 You just can't get good help these days.... |
| Posted by: Mr 666 2005-04-11 9:57:07 AM |
| #6 "looking for 3 squares a day and video game time" He must be a fan of Grand Theft au naturel. |
| Posted by: Gleaper Cleregum9549 2005-04-11 9:47:42 AM |
| #5 A Richard Ramirez, the Night Stalker, wannabe? |
| Posted by: ed 2005-04-11 9:37:25 AM |
| #4 I doubt there's a Charlie Manson wannabee somewhere out there sending dinks like Macias on nude kill missions. This guy is probably just a whack job living out some fantasy -- or looking for 3 squares a day and video game time in a mental facility. |
| Posted by: .com 2005-04-11 9:19:25 AM |
| #3 Oh. I thought this was "Nuggets from the Urdu Press"... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2005-04-11 9:04:09 AM |
| #2 This seems quite odd. A 45 y/o awakes and subdues an armed intruder less than half his age that was standing over him. Our intruder seems to have been a rather passive fellow. Besides the whole armed breaking & entering thing I mean. |
| Posted by: Dave 2005-04-11 8:58:15 AM |
| #1 Hmm, I think the Antichrist needs to review his hiring policies. |
| Posted by: Jonathan 2005-04-11 8:06:25 AM |