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| Punk arrested for vandalizing Medal of Honor memorial |
| 2005-04-08 |
| Joshua Miner. Note the low, heavy brow line; the prognathic jaw, the full lips, the minimal cranial dimensions, and the dull unfocused eyes. What we have here is a captive Neanderthal man, (homo neanderthalis). It should be housed in a zoo or an anthropology museum, not running the streets like, say, a common midwestern moonbat, (lunachiropterans babbiticus familiaris). I also think that whatever demented pop-culturist or idiotarian teacher influenced him to do this should be tracked down and horsewhipped, at the very least. (Indianapolis) — Police have made an arrest in the vandalism incident that shocked many city residents last month. On March 29th, a monument to Medal of Honor recipients that stands on the Canal Walk downtown was discovered to have been vandalized. Etched glass panes were smashed and covered in spray-painted graffiti. Police say they've arrested a suspect, Joshua M. Miner, 18, of Danville. Miner faces a charge of criminal mischief, a D felony. He surrendered Friday afternoon. Investigators believe the smashed glass and the graffiti occurred separately, and they are continuing to look into leads that may bring them to other suspects. Police say four people who were apparently with Miner that night are not suspected of any crime. The defacing of the monument prompted many people to donate towards repairs. The IPALCO Foundation also offered a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of those responsible for the damage. |
| Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy |
| #3 I hope when he gets out they can fit him with a custom supersized butt plug. What a waste of human skin. |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom 2005-04-08 9:31:34 PM |
| #2 He may be lunachiropterans hippicampus asinus. |
| Posted by: Sobiesky 2005-04-08 9:29:51 PM |
| #1 AC - "lunachiropterans babbiticus familiaris" - lol! If guilty, he should be prosecuted to the absolute maximum extent of the law. Unfortunately, it prolly doesn't include a firing squad at dawn. But I'll wager it does include hardcore prison time. Do it. Nail his fuckwit moonbat ass to the barn door. Big Bubba needs love too. |
| Posted by: .com 2005-04-08 9:17:01 PM |