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Iraq-Jordan
Saddam 'upset' at Kurd's election
2005-04-07
Where's my femtoviolin?
Saddam Hussein watched the televised election of Iraq's new president from his jail cell yesterday and was "clearly upset", a senior official said. Jalal Talabani, a former Kurdish guerrilla commander and sworn enemy of Saddam, was elected to the highest office in a parliamentary ballot, bringing a new government a step closer. Under Saddam the only way Mr Talabani would have left his northern redoubt was in chains or a coffin, but yesterday he arrived in Baghdad in a blaze of triumph. Adel Abdul-Mahdi, a Shia who is finance minister in the outgoing government, and Ghazi al-Yawer, a Sunni Arab tribal leader, were elected vice-presidents. It was galling viewing for Saddam, according to Bakhtiar Amin, the human rights minister, who said the former dictator had chosen to view the recording of the parliamentary vote. "He was clearly upset. He realised that it was over, that a democratic process had taken place and that there was a new, elected president," Mr Amin told Reuters.
Now if we can only achieve democracy in Berkeley ...
He said the footage demonstrating the progress towards a democratically elected government could change attitudes in the prison camp where Saddam and his former aides are being held. "They know for sure that they are not coming back and my feeling is that they may be inclined to be more honest when they go before the tribunal," he said. Mr Talabani, 72, promised pluralism and respect for Iraq's Islamic identity in his acceptance speech. "After being liberated from the most hideous of dictatorships our people - the Arabs, the Kurds, the Turkomans and the Assyrians - want to build a new Iraq free from dictatorship and tyranny, a democratic, unified Iraq," he said.
Posted by:Steve White

#48  Oh my God Mike, nobody is that cruel....


Morissey.... < shudder >
Posted by: OldSpook   2005-04-07 1:28:41 PM  

#47  Oh my God Mike, nobody is that cruel....


Morissey.... < shudder >
Posted by: OldSpook   2005-04-07 1:28:41 PM  

#46  What? Not MacArthur Park by Richard Harris

NO! "Jurassic Park" by Wierd Al Yankovic!

PS Barbara S. - If you call it singing - see my #36
Posted by: BigEd   2005-04-07 11:51:41 PM  

#45  #34 Mike - Leonard Nimoy sings?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-04-07 11:31:29 PM  

#44  When the news is not on have The Culture Club with Boy George Vids playing, in Hi-Def of course...
Posted by: Ominter Pheart2665   2005-04-07 11:16:59 PM  

#43  ahhhh yes. Yoko Ono - all the talent and singing range of a cat in a dryer
Posted by: Frank G   2005-04-07 10:07:58 PM  

#42  Two words:

Klaus Nomi
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-04-07 9:56:10 PM  

#41  You want diabolical, I got your diabolical right here.

Three little words. Plastic Ono Band.

Just the memory of Plastic Ono Band - Live Peace in Toronto has my teeth on edge.
Posted by: Darth VAda   2005-04-07 9:43:05 PM  

#40  What? Not MacArthur Park by Richard Harris, or the Donna Summer remake?

Or, Sousa marches. Nothing but Sousa marches.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2005-04-07 9:34:22 PM  

#39  #35 Shipman, I agree, he should pull out of it. ;-)
Posted by: Sobiesky   2005-04-07 9:04:59 PM  

#38  How bout
When the Saints Go Marchin In?
It's Western, it has that Crusader feel to it--bet he'd pull out the last of his hair over it.
Remember, it's not what bugs us-it's what would bug HIM.
Posted by: jules 2   2005-04-07 9:04:25 PM  

#37  From Opinion Journal Online:

The idea to provide Mr. Hussein with a television for the occasion was taken to Mr. Amin by Kosrat Rasoul, a top official in the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan, the Kurdish party that Mr. Talabani founded, Mr. Amin said.

"We want them to know that they are not presidents or ministers or anything other than prisoners," Mr. Amin said. "Their time is over."
Posted by: Pappy   2005-04-07 7:46:59 PM  

#36  Mike :

Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
Posted by: BigEd   2005-04-07 7:00:37 PM  

#35  Hang in there Bobby, there's turgidity in the lower slopes of RB.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-04-07 6:28:20 PM  

#34  Puffy AmiYumi. Annie Lennox. Laurie Anderson. Psychedelic Furs. Pink Lady.

And if all that doesn't break him, roll out the ultimate weapon: "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" as sung by Leonard Nimoy.
Posted by: Mike   2005-04-07 5:07:50 PM  

#33  24/7 of Captain Beefheart with his 64th and 128th notes at 200mph.
Start with something easy like "Trout Mask Replica" and work from there.
beefheart.com
Posted by: 3dc   2005-04-07 4:37:40 PM  

#32  Box Car Willy
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2005-04-07 4:27:20 PM  

#31  Hell. Give him 24/7 Barney "I love U, U love me"!
Posted by: Tkat   2005-04-07 3:37:54 PM  

#30  I agree that this is a perfect torment for him.

As for music:
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Posted by: Dishman   2005-04-07 3:36:32 PM  

#29  If you listen to it enough, Disco kind of grows on you

Okay, got the flightless waterfowl on the list.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-04-07 3:32:46 PM  

#28  Shoeshineboy knows he's about to get spit shined.
Posted by: Poison Reverse   2005-04-07 3:11:49 PM  

#27  (Clears throat for ultrafeminine alto)....
"Miiidnight at the oosis..."

Zeppelin's "Gallow's Pole" -- though apropos -- is too good for him.
Posted by: Rex   2005-04-07 2:55:04 PM  

#26  "And yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu....
light up my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!"
Or:
"Sky-rockets in sight!
Afternoon deliiiiiiiiiii-iiii-iiight!"
Posted by: Dar   2005-04-07 2:26:47 PM  

#25  "Feelings... nothing more than feelings..."

Murder! Death! Kill!
Posted by: .com   2005-04-07 2:15:16 PM  

#24  You guys aren't thinking - Human League's Fascination. Instant mental flatline after the fourth playing.
Posted by: Raj   2005-04-07 2:10:03 PM  

#23  Cruel and unusual punishment :-)
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-04-07 1:30:17 PM  

#22  Oh my God Mike, nobody is that cruel....


Morissey.... < shudder >
Posted by: OldSpook   2005-04-07 1:28:41 PM  

#21  Slim Whitman. Nana Mouskori. 101 Strings. The Cure. Morissey. Moby. The Smiths. The Shags.
Posted by: Mike   2005-04-07 12:22:06 PM  

#20  You're on to something there Penguin. Maybe the songs from Baliwood dance epics would be even better.
Posted by: Tkat   2005-04-07 11:57:51 AM  

#19  If you listen to it enough, Disco kind of grows on you. Especially if you didn't grow up with Rock and ROll and consider it blasphemy. Believe it or not, it is the same with Hip Hop.

Something that will torture him, play him Bjork, 24/7.
Posted by: Penguin   2005-04-07 11:12:10 AM  

#18  phil b : He realizes that Talabani will sign the document that allows his death sentence to carried out.

Yes but does Pres Talibani (get used to that monacer Saddy) get to determine "METHOD OF CARRYING OUT SENTENCE"?

GOT SARIN?
Posted by: BigEd   2005-04-07 11:05:06 AM  

#17   Justrand, Jimmuh does not add up. He is several dozens of peanuts short of full bag.
Posted by: Sobiesky   2005-04-07 10:52:56 AM  

#16  No Sgt Mom, Disco's isn't enought. I'd say Rap 'music'.....

Or would that be considered a WMD?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-04-07 10:51:25 AM  

#15  And yet I seem to recall that he got 99.5% of the vote the last time he ran, and Jimmy Carter said the election was fair!

Something doesn't add up here...
Posted by: Justrand   2005-04-07 10:43:19 AM  

#14  He's got alot to be upset about.
Posted by: Crinerong Chomomble9553   2005-04-07 10:34:05 AM  

#13  Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee.

*snort*

*chortle*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-04-07 10:33:46 AM  

#12  "We'll need to use something other than Beethoven though."
Agreed. What about disco? Hours and hours and hours of disco. Very LOUD disco.
He'll be a quivvering mound of jelly, in about a week. Sooner than that, if there is extra Donna Summer.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2005-04-07 10:32:24 AM  

#11  This should be like "A Clockwork Orange" done right. We'll need to use something other than Beethoven though.
Posted by: Dar   2005-04-07 10:05:42 AM  

#10  No, leave it on. He's watching the people he oppressed for years take back their country. Think of it as slow mental torture.

this is so, so right.
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2005-04-07 10:03:04 AM  

#9  Give him a quick five day trial on one good charge. Obtain a conviction. Sentence him to extinction. Let him cry on appeal. Then whack him and wrap him for delivery to his relatives. He doesn't need TV or toture. They need to do him quickly, fairly and cheaply.
Posted by: Tkat   2005-04-07 9:31:12 AM  

#8  I'm with Steve. If he doesn't wanna watch, staple his eyelids to his forehead and MAKE him watch
Posted by: Frank G   2005-04-07 9:25:25 AM  

#7  Bobby, why would be Assyrians all dead? Is it remotely possible that your edumacayshun is full of holes? Or are you one of these easy, breezy types... air going to one ear hole is coming out unadulterated from another?
Posted by: twobyfour   2005-04-07 9:15:46 AM  

#6  Take away the TV.
No, leave it on. He's watching the people he oppressed for years take back their country. Think of it as slow mental torture. Soon it'll be time for the first trials to start, that'll be even better. He'll know they're testing the legal machinery, warming it up and getting the rust off. When it's all greased and humming along, it'll be his turn in the box.
Posted by: Steve   2005-04-07 8:45:16 AM  

#5  Is this guy in Club Fed? Take away the TV.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2005-04-07 7:45:21 AM  

#4  He realizes that Talabani will sign the document that allows his death sentence to carried out.
Posted by: phil_b   2005-04-07 3:38:46 AM  

#3  He should be reminded of that just before they put him down.
Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom   2005-04-07 2:04:55 AM  

#2  Saddam Hussein watched the televised election of Iraq's new president from his jail cell yesterday and was "clearly upset", a senior official said.

GET USED TO IT SADDY... HE HE HE
Posted by: BigEd   2005-04-07 1:02:01 AM  

#1  Except, of course, for those who desire separate but equal Kurdistan, Turkmenostan, Arabostan, Sunnistan, Shiastan, and ... waitaminute ... Assyrians? I thought they were all dead?
Posted by: Bobby   2005-04-07 1:01:17 AM  

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