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Home Front: Culture Wars
Rev. Gene Robinson: Jesus 'might be 'gay'
2005-04-03
Episcopal Bishop Gene Robinson, the first openly homosexual bishop of his denomination, has angered traditionalist Anglicans by suggesting that Jesus Christ might have been homosexual.
"And she may have been black, too!"
Robinson, who left his wife — and mother of his two daughters — to cohabit with his male lover, Mark, made his inflammatory remarks during an address titled, "Homosexuality and the Body of Christ: Is There a New Way?" at Christ Church of Hamilton and Wenham, Massachusetts. The bishop was asked by a congregant how Christians could both accept homosexuality and the Bible's emphasis on redemption for sins. "Interestingly enough, in this day of traditional family values," answered Robinson, "this man that we follow was single, as far as we know, traveled with a bunch of men, had a disciple who was known as 'the one whom Jesus loved' and said my family is not my mother and father, my family is those who do the will of God. None of us likes those harsh words. That's who Jesus is, that's who he was at heart, in his earthly life. Those who would posit the nuclear family as the be all and end all of God's creation probably don't find that much in the gospels to support it."
"Those without a degree in theology might, of course, but not those of us who're experts!"
"Rubbish," responds David Virtue who operates VirtueOnline, a website that bills itself as "the voice for global orthodox Anglicanism."
When you run a site called VirtueOnline you're not allowed to use stronger language...
"It is appalling deconstructionism from the liberal lobby which will spin even the remotest thing to turn it into a hint that Biblical figures are gay," says Virtue. "It is so utterly preposterous to imply that Jesus' relationship with John was homo-erotic, but twisting the truth is the only way these people can get scriptural justification for their lifestyles. Can you imagine Calvin, Luther or Erasmus saying something like this? It is a wonder that thunder and lightning bolts don't strike Bishop Robinson down."
That'd be too much to ask for. Pillars of salt are way too few and far between these days...
Canon Chris Sugden, spokesman for the traditionalist organization, Anglican Mainstream, also disputes Robinson's use of scripture and the implications he draws from them. "He's really selective in what he's addressing," says Sugden. "He makes no mention of Jesus' teaching on marriage, for instance. And he does not acknowledge that nowhere in the text or in ancient literature is there any suggestion of any form of sexual impropriety among Jesus or the disciples. Jesus broke the cultural traditions of the time and has women mixing with men in public and having them teaching. Those of us who put scripture as a priority are called on to obey the scripture even when that is in conflict with our culture. Bishop Robinson is saying that the culture has moved in his direction and that it's all becoming accepted, so he's looking for ways to interpret scripture to support that instead of realizing that scripture asks us to do the unpopular thing and stand against the prevailing culture."
Welcome to the tripolar world: Good, Evil, and Theology...
Robinson's 2003 consecration created a schism in the Anglican church between liberals and traditionalists, causing some to suggest he should be "struck down by thunder and lightning bolts."
Yeah, you said that earlier. Or he could have been eaten by bears or carried off by Assyrians...
In some cases, traditional congregations have sought to shift their affiliation with the worldwide Anglican communion from liberal American bishops to bishops in Africa where a conservative understanding of Biblical morality still dominates. Robinson, however remains undaunted by the criticism, saying he has reconciled his homosexuality and his faith. "God's light and God's life ooze over me like warm butter," he declares.
"God is my nipple clamps and tennis ball in my mouth."
Posted by:Anonymoose

#11  Compare and Contrast John Paul II with this ecclesiatical idiot.
Posted by: OldSpook   2005-04-03 8:58:30 PM  

#10  Compare and Contrast John Paul II with this ecclesiatical idiot.
Posted by: OldSpook   2005-04-03 8:58:30 PM  

#9  Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Grapes are not gathered from thorn bushes, nor figs from thistles, are they? Even so, every good tree bears good fruit; but the bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot produce bad fruit, nor can a bad tree produce good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. So then, you will know them by their fruits. -(Matthew 7:15-20)
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-04-03 11:22:49 PM  

#8  "And in those days, there will be a great deception."
Posted by: SR-71   2005-04-03 11:18:55 PM  

#7  Years ago, National Lampoon had a "fake news" item on a conference of gay Episcopalian bishops discussing, "Was Jesus Devine or Just Simply Marvy?"
Posted by: JDB   2005-04-03 10:55:58 PM  

#6  Bishop Robinson has not gone nearly far enough in his radical interpretation of scripture. Jesus might have also been, by Robinson's perverted reasoning, a flaming pedophile. After all when Jesus said, " Let the little children come unto me." we all know what Jesus really meant, huh? ( Snark, snigger, giggle. ) But Robinson is an old fuddy fuddy. He's not ready to raise that pedophile assertion. Yet.
Posted by: Ex-Episcopalian   2005-04-03 10:14:33 PM  

#5  Pleased to meet you, Bishop Robinson. Have you met Professor Churchill? He'll explain to you what happens next.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-04-03 10:13:56 PM  

#4  Compare and Contrast John Paul II with this ecclesiatical idiot.
Posted by: OldSpook   2005-04-03 8:58:30 PM  

#3  I suppose one should be grateful that rubber sheets weren't mentioned in the butter comment.
Posted by: Pappy   2005-04-03 8:49:40 PM  

#2  "Bring out the altar boy..er.. the Gimp"
Posted by: Frank G   2005-04-03 8:35:44 PM  

#1  Technically speaking, he would be a Rt. Rev. pervert.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2005-04-03 7:15:01 PM  

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