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| Turd Burglar Strikes in San Diego |
| 2005-04-01 |
| (03-30) 15:15 PST SAN DIEGO, (AP) The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog. April Fool early? The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding. Man, he got some good shit When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said. Well, not so good shit He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. Damn Saturday Night Specials The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said. |
| Posted by:Deacon Blues |
| #2 LOL!!! Funny headline!!! |
| Posted by: Yosemite Sam 2005-04-01 10:34:24 AM |
| #1 How are they so sure it was a .22 if they didn't catch the guy yet? Did he try clearing the action and ejected a round, I wonder? |
| Posted by: Dar 2005-04-01 9:26:34 AM |