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Iraq-Jordan
Iraqi TV breaks al-Qaeda's mystique - jihadis holding gay orgies
2005-03-24
Say the word mujahid- or holy warrior - these days and many inhabitants of Baghdad are likely to snigger. An appellation once worn as a badge of pride by anti-American insurgents has now become street slang for homosexuals, after men claiming to be captured Islamist guerrillas confessed that they were holding gay orgies in the popular Iraqi TV programme Terror in the Hands of Justice.

For Iraqis opposed to the predominantly Sunni Islamist insurgency, Terror in the Hands of Justice, which airs twice daily on Iraqi public television, has broken the mystique of a force that used to strike terror into the hearts of anyone working with the Americans or the new government. But for many Sunni, even some who do not support the insurgents' goals, the programme's suggestion that the entire guerrilla movement comprises sexual libertines and petty criminals is an insult to their community.

The "terrorists" on television are almost certainly not actors but genuine detainees arrested by the security forces on suspicion of being part of the insurgency. Many Iraqis claim to have recognised on television the guerrillas who threatened them, while the families of some of the televised detainees have called up Iraqi politicians trying to convince them of their sons' innocence. However, many Iraqis believe that the stern-faced officers of the "Wolf Brigade", the Iraqi security unit that arrested most of the alleged terrorists, may have pushed the suspects - some of whom appear on the programme sporting bruises - to embellish their "confessions".

When the programme first aired two months ago, it mostly featured non-Iraqi Arabs who claimed to have entered the country to aid the insurgency, reinforcing many Iraqis' belief that the insurgency is driven by foreign extremists such as al-Qaeda. In time, however, the programme began to feature men who said they were petty criminals, killing "collaborators" for a few hundred dollars' bounty. In fact, the US and Iraqi security forces have for some time claimed to have ample evidence that many insurgent attacks were launched by out-of-work soldiers desperate for money. Some well-known insurgent captains had former lives under the old regime as gang leaders.

In recent weeks, however, the insurgents' confessions have become increasingly at odds with the movement's reputation for stringent Islamic austerity. One long-bearded preacher known as Abu Tabarek recently confessed that guerrillas had usually held orgies in his mosques, secure in the knowledge that their status as holy warriors would win them forgiveness of their sins. Another guerrilla commander had a somewhat unusual nomme de guerre for an Islamic insurgent - "Abu Lahab", an enemy of the Prophet Mohammed singled out in the Koran for special opprobrium.

Many Iraqi Shia, whose clerics and mosques are targeted increasingly frequently by insurgents, have no reservations about the show, claiming it shows the "true face of the criminals". But for some Sunni, the show is evidence of the depths to which Iraq's new rulers will go to defame the insurgents. In a sermon last Friday, the popular preacher Abd al-Salaam al-Qubaisy urged his west Baghdad congregation to "defend the reputation of the nationalist resistance" against the "Americans and their agents", a reference to the current politicians ruling the country.

Meanwhile, more mainstream Sunni leaders want the programme taken off the air, claiming it polarises an already divided country. Some human rights activists, meanwhile, say that the programme encourages police to abuse insurgent and ordinary criminal suspects by implying that it is desirable to extract as outrageous a confession as possible. Sabah Khadim, spokesman for Iraq's interior minister, says that the programme may have run its course, and should be reviewed. He denies that the confessions were extracted by torture but has his doubts as to whether those confessing are being truthful or simply saying whatever they think their captors want to hear. He also has reservations over whether the display of prisoners on television violates the Geneva Convention.

But, Mr Khadem says, the programme has been immensely effective in getting Iraqis to come forward with information about guerrillas, leading to a surge in the number of insurgents captured. "If this were not an emergency situation, we would not have run this," he says. "But it is an emergency situation, and this produces results."
Posted by:Dan Darling

#40  Well at least now we know why the looney left supports the Muj..

Its a Gay Rights issue for them.

snicker snicker
Posted by: OldSpook   2005-03-24 2:03:26 AM  

#39  Well at least now we know why the looney left supports the Muj..

Its a Gay Rights issue for them.

snicker snicker
Posted by: OldSpook   2005-03-24 2:03:26 AM  

#38  Most of the people this needs to reach won't be able to read leaflets. The traditional way is cassette tapes and videos. Let the producers run off a couple hundred thousand copies, and feed them out through the smuggler routes; they'll probably make back their money and then some.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-03-24 9:20:15 PM  

#37  I think what the Iraqis are doing with this is very good. We should be dropping leaflets around afghanistan and pakistan saying the same thing. Because no matter what, you can't take them as seriously anymore and it will loosen their grip over people.
Posted by: Ol_Dirty_American   2005-03-24 7:14:35 PM  

#36  Whoa!

dbl makum serious hiakoo!
Posted by: Half   2005-03-24 6:15:45 PM  

#35  What could be more humiliating for a jihadi than such a public belief of him? How wonderful. I am no gay-hater, but it's great to see jihadis humiliated, in 72 different ways.

Frank G-I think you're onto something there in #15: male butts in the air in front of every male Muslim 5 times a day, every day of his life? Pretty hard to ignore. LOL.
Posted by: Jules 187   2005-03-24 6:12:15 PM  

#34  I wonder how many times they had to put panties on their heads to get these confessions.
Posted by: Elmerdulla Fudlulla   2005-03-24 5:02:35 PM  

#33  Nice update of the Village People, BH!

Did someone want gay jihadi-ku?

No virgins for me!
Go git me some exploding
Mujahid love gods!
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2005-03-24 4:45:44 PM  

#32  #28, 29: The "FZ" I referenced is Frank Zappa, post #27 being an, ah, interpretation of his song "Bobby Brown Goes Down" applied to the subject at hand. :)

Haiku isn't my usual style, but maybe if I channel the old BeOS error generator...
Posted by: eLarson   2005-03-24 4:01:11 PM  

#31  wow. Jihadis - Allan's Fightin Fags.
Posted by: anymouse   2005-03-24 3:47:17 PM  

#30  Good thing to prepare them for the serious shortage of virgins in paradise.
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-03-24 3:32:15 PM  

#29  eLar>can do haiku?
Posted by: 2nd encore   2005-03-24 3:30:45 PM  

#28  eLar> can do HiKu?
Posted by: encore   2005-03-24 3:28:56 PM  

#27  

Oh Al-lan I'm the Islamic dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream!
And I’ll do anything to slay infidels!
I lay awake nights sayin’, thanks Ah-med!
Oh god, oh god, I’m so fantastic!
Thanks to Ahmed, I’m a sexual spastic!
And my name is BobbyOmar Brown
Watch me now, I’m goin down
...

(with apologies to FZ)
Posted by: eLarson   2005-03-24 3:01:03 PM  

#26  Ya don't unnerstan, Zarko. I coulda been a contendah...I coulda had class. I coulda been somebody. Instead of a fudge packin murderin scumbag, which is what I am.
Posted by: Flitty Al-Jihadi   2005-03-24 2:31:07 PM  

#25  ... and thus the Jihadis enter a downward spiral...
Posted by: Dishman   2005-03-24 2:24:46 PM  

#24  I believe these confessions are false, and designed to humiliate. They also point to the fact that people are being recruited who would confess to these things. When have you seen an Iraqi soldier confess to these kinds of humiliating things, even though he faced torture and a beheading? The quality of insurgent recruits is going down. Way down. They are getting the dregs - the bottom of the barrel, and this has got to be a real negative for their operational effectiveness.
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2005-03-24 1:39:41 PM  

#23  I believe the confession on memritv references a 'de-frocking' documented some years ago.

I think for the most part the confessions ring true. Either way they're effective.
Posted by: R   2005-03-24 1:28:49 PM  

#22  LMAO-- "Biting Pillows of Islam"! Hey, isn't that the 32nd most holey, um, holy site in Islam?
Posted by: Dar   2005-03-24 1:18:39 PM  

#21  Can we update the dancing veiled virgins logo to one with prancing male goat love beasts for the dearly departed Muj?
Posted by: Classical_Liberal   2005-03-24 1:12:44 PM  

#20  Need somebody to loooooovvvve fine...
Posted by: Freddie Mercury   2005-03-24 12:37:01 PM  

#19  "Meanwhile, more mainstream Sunni leaders want the programme taken off the air, claiming it polarises an already divided country. Some human rights activists, meanwhile, say that the programme encourages police to abuse insurgent and ordinary criminal suspects." Wow that could have come from a DNC talking point memo! FYI if the Iraqis capture them, charge them under their criminal justice system, then they can't be classified as POWs (they are just criminals). So the cops can 'tune them up' and use any police method that they want to get information. I think the Iraqis are onto something here with exposing the Jihadist as pedophile homos. Whether or not it's tue the programme will curtail muslim recruiting, but I did hear that recruitment is up in San Francisco whe the story broke. They are even making a Gay-Terrorists movie due to release later this year: "Biting Pillows of Islam"
Posted by: Omavinter Pherert2662   2005-03-24 11:57:14 AM  

#18  My feeling is that these confessions are forced, and Iraqis probably don't believe them. But the fact that these jihadis are willing to make these false confessions peels away the aura of mystique and fear around them - the idea that they are willing to die rather than submit. The humbling reality, that they are only flesh-and-blood, and will confess - falsely - to things that are humiliating in the Arab psyche rather than be tortured, is going to deglamorize them and hurt future recruiting and funding.
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2005-03-24 11:46:20 AM  

#17  Bathouse Shaheeds @ the Oasis!
A lite-farted comical review
of Thirsty Camel Boyz stranded in an ocean of sand.

Staring,
Al Bin Butt Wallow
and side kick
Al Bid Over
Posted by: holly-woods   2005-03-24 11:26:10 AM  

#16  LMAO all around.
Posted by: Matt   2005-03-24 11:24:50 AM  

#15  whadya expect when you're on your knees, forehead to the floor for hours a day in front of excitable Imams?
Posted by: Frank G   2005-03-24 11:20:09 AM  

#14  I for one think it's a shame how naive muslim kids are getting sucked into a life of crime.
Posted by: BH   2005-03-24 11:09:19 AM  

#13  This changes everything! We need to protect the rights of our friends in the gay community.

How 'bout sending SFO mayor Newsome out to visit with them.

Don't worry though, the Jihads will get it in the end.
Posted by: Dennis Kucinich   2005-03-24 11:06:27 AM  

#12  Shaheed, there's no need to feel down.
I said, shaheed, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, shaheed, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Shaheed, there's a place you can go.
I said, shaheed, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the al-Qaeda camp!
It's fun to stay at the al-Qaeda ca-hamp!

They have everything for a sheik to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
Posted by: BH   2005-03-24 10:38:13 AM  

#11  Queer Eye for The Jihad Guy™
Posted by: Frank G   2005-03-24 9:47:58 AM  

#10  Beverage warning.
Posted by: Korora   2005-03-24 9:36:31 AM  

#9  We should get these shows broadcast here with english subtitles.

I bet it'll blow 'American Idol' away. Call it 'Islamic Warrior'.... Politically Correctness be damned.
Posted by: Koffi Annan   2005-03-24 9:32:12 AM  

#8  Wait'll Oral Brandy hears about this...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-03-24 9:27:24 AM  

#7  Buggery in a Mosque? The false prophet and Allan must be pissed.
The jihadi's 72 virgins are now probably male goats. Probably doesn't bother them a bit.
Posted by: JerseyMike   2005-03-24 9:24:30 AM  

#6  Interesting concept... bin Laden and Zarqawi are chickenhawks, and when they get tired of the little boys they send them out to be martyrs and find some more young'uns to bugger... Whoda thunk?
Posted by: Dar   2005-03-24 9:22:07 AM  

#5  He also has reservations over whether the display of prisoners on television violates the Geneva Convention.

It certainly does not! Terrorists are not entitled to GC protections!

God, why can't people get that through their heads? Are they wilfully stupid?
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-03-24 8:18:50 AM  

#4  In the market place of ideas the truth is potent commodity.
Posted by: phil_b   2005-03-24 8:06:42 AM  

#3  Well, the fact that they are the objects of scorn, derision and snickering is actually very promising. They are being laughed at... and what impressionable youth wants to join an organization that everyone tells jokes about? I wrote something 2 years ago about precision-guided humor.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2005-03-24 6:30:30 AM  

#2  You can see the homo/confession and others>> http://www.memritv.org/Search.asp?ACT=S1

scroll down and click back pages for others.
Posted by: Dr. Disgusted   2005-03-24 2:06:21 AM  

#1  Well at least now we know why the looney left supports the Muj..

Its a Gay Rights issue for them.

snicker snicker
Posted by: OldSpook   2005-03-24 2:03:26 AM  

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