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Britain
Camilla Banned From White House (advanced Goebbelism from Al-Mirror)
2005-02-20
For the latest in bigoted libelous claims from the Brit-dhimmi whorehouse media, check out this absurd Goebbelism from Al-Mirror, noted friend of terrorist swine everywhere:

Dubya bars Camilla from White House ..because she is a divorcee
By Paul Gilfeather Political Editor
Gilfeather is a top pig-demon of the Hate-America bigot media, a mouth-breather's Fisk or Pilger.
GEORGE Bush has banned Camilla Parker Bowles from the White House - because she is a divorcee.
That would imply he's banned 97.2 percent of the population of Washington, D.C., from the White House as well.
The unprecedented snub has effectively sabotaged Charles's plan to take his bride on a Royal tour of America later this year. The trip would have been the pair's first official tour as a married couple. But the US President - a notoriously right-wing Christian and reformed alcoholic - told aides it was "inappropriate" for him to be playing host to the newly-weds, who are both divorcees.
Dubya is in fact a member of the United Methodist Church, which has no policy of discrimination against divorced persons even in ecclesiastical positions.
Well, in that case he must have banned them because he's a reformed alcoholic...
The decision was made even though the late President Ronald Reagan was divorced.
BULLSHIT! Not only was Reagan divorced, so is Rudy Giuliani, who has stayed at the White House several times with his new wife even after the very public and messy divorce that preceded their marriage. Karl Rove, regarded in Al-Mirror circles as the mastermind of the Bush/Halliburton/Zionist conspiracy for world domination, is also divorced, as are hundreds of other WH officials and employees.
A Government insider said: "It was relayed to us from Washington that Mrs Parker Bowles would not be welcome at the White House. "The Americans are aware that the visit will be subject to a lot of media attent ion and did not want the President drawn into what they view to be a public relations exercise. It's now uncertain if the visit will even go ahead."
Yasss... Think of the protocol problems. Does one arrange for the prince and his paramour to share the same bed when staying over at the White House? What if they ask for a trapeze? Or Jolly Green Giant creamed corn? Viagra? Or are separate rooms in order? Better to wait until he's made an honest woman of her, I say...
Insiders point out that hosting a lavish Royal dinner for Charles and Camilla would be bad PR for President Bush because while Princess Diana is still much loved by many Americans, her ex-husband is seen and dull and aloof - and both he and Camilla are widely blamed for the break-up of his marriage.
Possibly because he is and she was, but who cares anyway?
Al-Mirror is making the assumption Americans give a phart. Quick, American readers: who was entertained in the White House last week?
The trip, which has been planned for three years, was being portrayed as a "trade mission" and Charles and Camilla were expected to dine with Mr Bush and his wife Laura at the White House.
Oh, I doubt if Bush wants to trade. He seems very happy with Laura.
Mr Bush's shock decision is the latest in a sting of crises to hit the couple. Charles was forced to abandon plans for a Windsor Castle wedding on April 8 after he discovered the Royal Family would have to let other couples get married there too.
"'Ere, Ducks! We been shackin' up for 12 years now! Wot say we pop on down to Windsor Castle an' make it official?"
"Oh, Nigel!... Shut up, you kids!... Will I get to meet the Queen?"
The blunder saw the couple hastily switch the venue to the register office at Windsor Guildhall, sending the Queen into a rage. She summoned Charles to Buckingham Palace and torpedoed his plans for a swanky reception at Windsor Castle.
"Looky here, Sonny! I ain't dead yet! Reserve the Legion hall, dammit!"
Charles's trip to the US would have been his first State visit to America since Princess Diana's death seven years ago. The prince wants to win acceptance for Camilla and believed the US public might have taken her to their hearts if the visit was planned properly. The source said: "The potential fall-out from this decision could be massive."
I think the President should have a double size banner copy made of this headline so he can wave it at the cameras when Chuck and Camilla appear together at the White House.
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy

#23  Yes, it will amke up for the distress. You read me right** (your a good trailing wife- womens intuition.

Andrea
Posted by: Andrea Jackson   2005-02-20 7:25:08 PM  

#22  EU anti-American propaganda!!! :p
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2005-02-20 6:57:46 PM  

#21  Fortunately, nobody cares about Charles's antics except the Guardian, the Royal Court, and his mother. Certainly nobody on this side of the pond, Andrea clearly excepted. However, I imagine Vermont will make up for her distress ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-02-20 6:53:19 PM  

#20  Heh. Won 'best team name' at the local's pub quiz last week with: Charles III: 'My kingdom and a horse!'.

Yeah, the comepetition was pretty weak.
Posted by: Bulldog   2005-02-20 6:52:27 PM  

#19  Prince Charles would have two legs instead of three when I got done with him**

Andrea Jackson
Posted by: Andrea Jackson   2005-02-20 5:54:46 PM  

#18  I am sick of seeing that horseface (apology to horses).
Good Sunday reading from a Japanese-Jewish woman from NYC, who wants us to treat Islam like Nazism:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1316886/posts
On Nazis and Muslimutts: "...There are two major differences between them: one is that Islam is much older, the other is that while Nazis saluted their idol by raising their arms, Muslims do it by raising their behinds."
You go girl!
Posted by: IToldYouSo   2005-02-20 4:04:33 PM  

#17  I'd hit it... with a crowbar!
Posted by: Raj   2005-02-20 4:00:04 PM  

#16  Damn those Reformed Alcoholics. The Bishop is sooo sanctimonious.
Posted by: King Henry   2005-02-20 2:58:38 PM  

#15  When the priest asks " DOES ANYONE OBJECT TO THIS MARRIAGE" I wish I could be there!!***

Andrea Jackson
Posted by: Andrea drop dead Jackson   2005-02-20 2:49:45 PM  

#14  Anybody find this repeated in any other news sources? I think it's a lot of BS.
Posted by: Dar   2005-02-20 2:33:20 PM  

#13  # 9 Badanov- Something was "right" look at Prince William and Harry? Diana did not conceive by sitting on a toilet!

ANdrea
Posted by: Andrea Jackson   2005-02-20 2:31:17 PM  

#12  OKay- out the door on my way to Vermont!
I thought that is what you meant*** I would advise Camilla to put a bag over her head!
beauty is ONLY skin deep but, UGLY is right to the bone!

Andrea Jackson
Posted by: Andrea Jackson   2005-02-20 2:28:40 PM  

#11  Definition here.
Posted by: DMFD   2005-02-20 2:25:37 PM  

#10  "I don't understand the part of being alcoholic?
Banned because you have a disease?? I think Betty Ford was allowed to LIVE in the White House"

Err, no. It's Bush who is supposedly the reformed alcoholic here. I had rebutted Al-Mirror's attempt to connect the ban with the President's religion, thus leaving the sarcastic alternative that Bush banned them because he, Bush, is a reformed alcoholic ie reduced the claim to nonsense.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-02-20 2:25:10 PM  

#9  Well, Andrea, I don't know which is worse: A fifty year old who knows what it means or a 40 year old who doesn't. :o)
Posted by: badanov   2005-02-20 2:06:58 PM  

#8  Send a picture, I'll let you know.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2005-02-20 2:05:14 PM  

#7  Badanov- I'm 40 year's young- what is "i'd hit it?". I'm on my way to Vermont to ski- will check for a response on Tuesday.

Andrea Jackson
Posted by: Andrea Jackson   2005-02-20 2:03:42 PM  

#6  LOL. Jeeeebus.

Tom
Posted by: Shipman   2005-02-20 1:38:41 PM  

#5  I am afraid the best Prince Chuckles can hope for in the USA is a resounding 'I'd hit it!' from the 50 and older crowd like me.

I'd hit it.
Posted by: badanov   2005-02-20 1:38:08 PM  

#4  I don't understand the part of being alcoholic?
Banned because you have a disease?? I think Betty Ford was allowed to LIVE in the White House
with her disease!. Diana said in an interview "There was NOT room for three in this marriage". Personally, I have NO respect for Camilla and Prince Charles- I label him a pompus,
arrogant, bastard. The true victim was Diana in all of that mess. I am sure Diana would turn over in her grave!!

Andrea Jackson
Posted by: Drop DEAD   2005-02-20 1:30:36 PM  

#3  It's not the divorce, it's the dentistry.
Posted by: Mums the woid   2005-02-20 1:19:13 PM  

#2  Yeah really, how many times have Schroeder and Fischer divorced?
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-02-20 1:09:43 PM  

#1  If he chooses to move, Gilfeather has a promising future with Jihad Unspun. Anyone who can make up stories like this out of whole cloth is bound to fit in with the story inventors at J. U.
Posted by: GK   2005-02-20 1:03:26 PM  

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