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| BANNED! Brunei Sultanate Jihads Keanu Reeves' Film |
| 2005-02-17 |
| The Star, Malaysia Thursday February 17, 2005 Brunei bans Reeves' new flick 'Constantine' KUALA LUMPUR: Brunei has banned Keanu Reeves' new film "Constantine," an apocalyptic thriller that depicts demon possessions, visions of hell and a renegade angel, an official said yesterday. The movie has been deemed unsuitable for public viewing, Ahmad Kadir, the secretary of the Brunei government's Censor Board, said by telephone from the capital, Bandar Seri Begawan. However, he declined to reveal the reasons for the board's decision. Typical bureaucrat siege mentality. Reeves: Plays an exorcist who dispatches demons back to the underworld. Brunei has some of South-East Asia's strictest censorship guidelines for movies and songs, especially involving material that might be considered offensive to Islam. Constantine, which opens in the United States on Friday, is steeped in Roman Catholic mythology and features Reeves as a chain-smoking exorcist who dispatches demons back to the underworld in hopes of erasing a mortal sin he once committed. Are these censors submitting to the Demon lobby, or don't they like chain-smoking exorcists? In one scene, Reeves' character lashes out at heaven, calling God "a kid with an ant farm.'' God: and you Reeves are a wooden actor, with as much emotional range as Chuck Norris. Satan also shows up in the movie's climactic moments, dressed in crisp white apparel and licking his lips as Reeves' character battles to stop a supernatural evil from taking over the world. Only a bit part for the prince of darkness? Must have a bad agent. The film opened last week in Malaysia. Malaysian censors edited out several curse words and rated the movie as having "non-excessive violent and horrifying scenes,'' but did not object to the religious material. —AP |
| Posted by:IToldYouSo |
| #6 I have to agree with the bureaucrat that the film may be unsuitable for public viewing. It does have Keanu Reeves, after all. Haven't liked him much in anything since Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. |
| Posted by: Desert Blondie 2005-02-17 1:14:10 PM |
| #5 Don't be dissin' my boy Chuckie. You want range? Think Keanu-lint could jump kick in the head Kareem Abdul Jabar? Now that's range. |
| Posted by: ed 2005-02-17 12:34:04 PM |
| #4 my sons wanna see this at the matinee this weekend - I'll post a short review after. Today's SD paper said it was a dog, but the reviewer's a puss who likes Terms of Endearment-type movies over any Clint Eastwood movie, so I don't use his reviews as a guide. He didn't like Hellboy either |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-02-17 12:30:05 PM |
| #3 How dare you malign Chuck Norris! I never tire of his infomercial with Christy Brinkley for the total gym; what a stud. What a rug on his head... You don't know the power of Chuck's hair! |
| Posted by: Slotle Angearong4691 2005-02-17 12:24:27 PM |
| #2 If they ban it in Istanbul, would they be Constantine-nope-al? |
| Posted by: BH 2005-02-17 12:06:56 PM |
| #1 Be nice if they'd ban it here. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2005-02-17 9:42:03 AM |