#2 *sniff*
That was beautiful, TROLL special dog gift, but you failed to tell the whole story...
It was a dark night, as nights go. Stormy, too, as there was a storm which had suddenly sprung up... at least where they were - it had been doing the storming thingy for quite awhile, but since it was moving, well, you get the idea. So, with the storm and all, Jenna invited her two new friends inside - they had already completed the original reason for the visit, comparing their dogs, um, anatomy, and had been happily chatting away for several minutes. But the storm thing, well now, that changed everything as it got Bill and Susan invited inside Jenna's lovely home - inside her defenses. The chill from the air conditioning didn't fully explain the chill Jenna felt as she closed the door behind them, but she shrugged it off as silly. Inviting them into the den, she asked them if they would like a drink, but both said "no, thanks." in voices that further chilled Jenna. Then Bill said, "Jenna, you're quite lovely... don't you agree, Susan?" Susan just smiled her special enigmatic smile - the one that told Bill all he needed to know - Jenna made Susan hot. So Bill began smiling, too - his looked more like a shark, however, and Jenna began to wonder if inviting these two total strangers into her house, having just met them at the Obedience Class that evening, had been such a good idea. Her fears were confirmed when Bill stepped up close to her, too close, and in the most evil voice sweet Jenna had ever heard said, "Strip - and take a four-point stance!" Terrified, Jenna quickly complied, blood racing. Then, confirming her worst fears, Bill growled, "Now bark, bitch! Susan, get the flea collar and Beggin' Strips, we're gonna see what Jenna learned in class!" In a rush, a hot flash, Jenna cried, "Yes! I was getting damned tired of being chilled, let's get this show on the road!"
And they lived happily ever after.
Gets ya right here, y'know? *wipes tear* |
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