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| Enema causes Death |
| 2005-02-03 |
 Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle. Bottoms up !! |
| Posted by:Doc8404 |
| #17 #13 no poker in the rear- just puke! Pay back would be a bitch when sober*** |
| Posted by: Andrea 2005-02-03 8:30:54 PM |
| #16 Absolutely Mucki, we're talking pretty serious romancing here. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2005-02-03 5:29:47 PM |
| #15 letter go! thatn gotter be luv ifn he culd talk her inta doin that for him. |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2005-02-03 4:47:13 PM |
| #14 " Crappy way to die " |
| Posted by: Bill Clinton 2005-02-03 2:51:05 PM |
| #13 No, no, no... it's liquor in the front, poker in the rear. |
| Posted by: BH 2005-02-03 2:42:41 PM |
| #12 Guess the guy's problem was he COULD hold his liquor.... |
| Posted by: Desert Blondie 2005-02-03 2:37:44 PM |
| #11 "He was drunk off his ass." "His non-stop drinking killed him in the end." |
| Posted by: Bill Clinton 2005-02-03 2:11:17 PM |
| #10 The Guy was a drunk. This IS some sick $%*&! |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2005-02-03 2:02:35 PM |
| #9 Sherry? What is this? "Bad Home Remedy" of the month? |
| Posted by: mojo 2005-02-03 1:53:41 PM |
| #8 no butt lite jokes, puhleeeze |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-02-03 1:51:29 PM |
| #7 Guess this means he had a Butt Alcohol Content of 3 liters. |
| Posted by: BH 2005-02-03 1:47:08 PM |
| #6 "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles." If it's any consolations, she at least took the sherry out of the bottles first. |
| Posted by: BH 2005-02-03 1:45:41 PM |
| #5 That explains Ted Kennedy....... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2005-02-03 1:35:18 PM |
| #4 Also known as a lobotomy if you have sh*t for brains. |
| Posted by: BH 2005-02-03 1:28:39 PM |
| #3 What a hangover. A headache, an ass ache and then you die. |
| Posted by: Bill Clinton 2005-02-03 1:05:12 PM |
| #2 With friends like her, who needs enemas? |
| Posted by: Dar 2005-02-03 1:03:59 PM |
| #1 A BAC of 0.47%? WTF was she trying to do, kill him and embalm him in one easy step??? |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2005-02-03 12:59:43 PM |